joonphases
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Ingredients:
-1 Regular Beta Hoseok
-1 Regular Alpha Jimin
-100g unwelcome surprises
-300g romantic love (more, if desired)
-sexual tension, to tasteInstructions:
1. Combine all ingredients in a large bowl.
2. Agitate until stressed.
3. Heat it up.
4. Enjoy. -
spices and pirouettes by joonphases for spaghettisauces
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
31 Jan 2022
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minjoon try a cooking class and fail miserably.
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Kim Seokjin finally finds his pack.
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The Bangtan pack's leader, Namjoon, must learn to use his beta traits to dominate the pack and bring them closer.
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the "they're communicating" meme but it's bangtan screaming at each other
inspiration: bangtan f**king screaming at each other
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- Part 5 of bangtan gayo~ track series
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soooo i wanted some fluff so i'm just watching bts gayo and writing drabbles inspired by each track. for a good time, watch them along with me.
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2017 Taegi Bingo by joonphases, phasedout (joonphases)
Fandom 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 May 2017
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the existence of love by joonphases, phasedout (joonphases)
Fandom 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
20 Feb 2017
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Lord Park interrupted. "We'd like to prevent things from possibly escalating further with something somewhat more...permanent than a treaty."
Jimin glanced over at Hoseok and felt a little better that he looked as confused as Jimin felt. "What's more permanent than a treaty?"
The two clan leaders shared a look before Alpha Jung cleared his throat. "Well, we were thinking marriage."
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- Part 1 of First Comes Marriage
Bookmarked by joonphases
29 Mar 2021
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It's My Birthday and I'll Cry If I Want To by mornin for graciewrites9
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
02 Jan 2021
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Hoseok has a new... not-boyfriend. His name is Seokjin and he's perfect, and Jimin doesn't know what to do.
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Jimin's in love with his best friend. His best friend finds a perfect person. Now Jimin is in love with them both*.
*and he still doesn't know what to do
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22 Jan 2021
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To paraphrase a friend:
JK's journey to self-actualization, half-naked and mocked by vmin
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09 Jan 2021
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He loves them all, but the endorphins rush faster, harder, when it’s Namjoon’s hand against his waist, slightly protective and lightly possessive at events, Jimin’s fingers around his, outside, in the cold air.
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03 Aug 2020
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Sometimes, a girl needs a place to put all of her overwhelming Namjoon feelings. Buckle up, this is the pining rapline ot3 coming of age fic that's been living in my heart forever.
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Bookmarked by joonphases
03 Aug 2020