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running in the shadows (damn your love, damn your lies) by joonbhd
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
12 May 2024
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“How are you not weirded out by this?” he asked, putting his hands up when Peter’s head tilted in confusion.
“Dude, why would I be? I live in space surrounded by aliens twenty-four seven. I’ve seen way weirder things than having extra fingers.”
“And toes,” Ford blurted out and almost slapped his hand over his mouth. Why the hell did he say that?
Peter laughed. “That’s sick, dude!”
Ford’s memory of his dimension’s slang wasn't very clear after a long time, but he was pretty sure ‘sick’ meant cool in this context and not the actual meaning. Probably. Maybe.
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The last thing she expected was to see Stanford Pines get sucked into the portal they had been working on for a year.
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- Part 1 of the sun will shine again
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Not a Damsel by beforethemoon
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, Marvel
01 Jan 2022
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Peter does not appreciate being kidnapped. Unfortunately, thanks to a paparazzi photo, the world thinks he's dating Johnny Storm, and the villainous population of New York has its eyes set on Peter Parker. It would be easier to dispel the rumors and put the whole thing to rest if Johnny Storm didn't love coming to his rescue so much.
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Or, Peter Parker is kidnapped too many times to count, and Johnny kind of likes the photographer who can never stay out of danger's path.- Language:
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13 Jun 2026
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In all the chaos of the "Amelia thing," as Holly calls it, or "the weirdest goddamn week of my life," as March calls it, or "the case" as Healy calls it, the bandages on March's wrist didn't exactly slip Healy's mind, but they weren't at the front of it. Now, face to face with the scar, the question of those bandages is suddenly all he's thinking about.
Or: March gets his cast off. Healy wonders.
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13 Jun 2026
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Spoilers through S2 finale (Immediately after the episode...) Jane attempts to deal with the fallout. Recent Edit: Jan. 18, 2014
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- Part 1 of Crimson and Gold
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12 Jun 2026
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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08 Jun 2026
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stellar nucleosynthesis by enthyrea
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
15 Jun 2026
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"- and Mr. Grace really took most of the fall for me and honestly I feel kinda bad because he's already in trouble with Principal Morita for that thing he said to the Brooklyn Visions' coach at the last Academic Decathlon and-"
Peter's voice whittles down to a high pitched whistle, forgetting that he needs to breathe to continue creating more sound.
After a few more agonizing seconds during which Peter weighs the possibilities that he just gave his mentor and the savior of the world a heart attack, Mr. Stark looks up at him, eyes suddenly wide.
A beat passes.
"What's your teacher's name again?"
AKA, Ryland Grace and Tony Stark hooked up in college. This is fine, until 20 years later, Peter Parker gets involved. It's all downhill from there.
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01 Jun 2026