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Sanji’s dream bubble burst at the same time the potatoes threatened to overcook. “Hold on, what? To who?” Quickly, Sanji lifted the lid to let out some steam, which meant Luffy was instantly distracted.“FOOD!”
As Luffy clung to him, Sanji felt himself panic: “Hold on, Luffy, to WHOM am I married?”
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Luffy doesn't want to risk Sanji getting kidnapped by his biological family again, so he makes sure that Sanji is married. The problem is... Sanji doesn't know to who and when Robin declares him the entire crew's wife, Sanji doesn't know whether to be happy about being married to the ladies, or terrified by being married to the guys. It turns out, he only had to worry about one of them. Eventually, Sanji has to admit, however, Zoro makes a very good husband.Series
- Part 3 of One Piece (Zosan)
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27 Jun 2026
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Axis by IronicVeghead
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
24 Aug 2024
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Axis - The point around which something revolves.
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“Is that land?” Usopp blurts out.
“Can’t be,” Nami corrects, “There aren’t any islands anywhere near here.”
The fog gives way enough for bright red lettering to be legible behind a fuzzy haze of fog, and Usopp squints as he reads it aloud, “what’s a… Ba-rah-tieh?”
The rest of the familiar vessel appears as they sail closer. The silhouette of her dark wooden hull coming into shape, the yellow glow of her windows cutting through the fog and her lighthouse illuminating the surrounding waves.
Zoro’s heart clenches in his chest. The stark contrast between longing to arrive and suddenly being deposited on the Baratie’s deck without warning is jarring. A viscous mix of excitement and horror turns in his chest and lodges in his throat like tar.
How long had he been away this time?
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OPLA Retelling with Pre-Series Establishing ZosanSeries
- Part 1 of OPLA - ZoSan Expansion Pack
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26 Jun 2026
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Besotted for Blond by IronicVeghead for SebastianMoranhasarrived
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
02 Aug 2024
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“He’ll never love me like this~”
“Ohmygods!”
“No~ fuck. No! I didn’t say- shut up!” Zoro retorts gruffly, sitting back on his haunches as her hollow’s affect begins to ebb. His face is screwed up in a frown and he’s blushing.
“This is the most exciting thing ever,” she grins.
“You are the worst!”
“I need the whole scoop,” Perona tells him, moving to crowd him towards the foyer.
“You don’t, actually?” Zoro frowns, batting her hands away as she attempts to manhandle him into a seat, “you don’t need shit.”
“Zoro,” she hisses, shoving a manicured finger into his nose, “either you tell me willingly or I will pull it from you with your smitten sorrows.”
The swordsman snarls, his eyes crossing as he glares down her finger.
“Spill.”
Perona can see the way his jaw clenches tight and she smirks. She knows he’s only angry because she’s winning.
“I… I’m in love with the Cook,” Zoro grits out.
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26 Jun 2026
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“No!” Sanji snarls, heaving backwards, “I don’t want you near them!”
“Fuck you!” Zoro shouts back and presses forward. The blond throws a leg up to launch him back across the kitchen but Zoro growls and blocks him with Wado’s sheath.
“Zoro!” Sanji says his name like a curse as his hands are snatched up, tears spilling over. “You need to stay away from me.”
“I think we’ve been apart long enough, don’t you?” Zoro growled, gathering Sanji’s hands between his own and knocking their foreheads. His gray eye was a storm. Fury and despair in tumultuous waves.
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A Zosan twist on the hypothetical "What if Sanji left Whole Cake with the explosive cuffs and they were real." Follows to the end of the Wano arc.- Language:
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25 Jun 2026
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He heard the Marine as he dug into another pocket, shifting forward to hold a lighter near the bars, not yet lit.
“The Straw Hats,” He pressed, bartering with the run of the flint, “where are they?”
Sanji slid his heel along the cell floor and caught it alight; not unlike the draw of a match. He dipped his chin and met the flames halfway along his shin, a satisfied sigh falling out at the first draw of smoke.
The Marine froze awkwardly, his hand lowering slowly and his cheeks flushing with anger.
“I’ll never tell you shit,” Sanji smirked, running a hand leisurely through his tangled locks, “But thanks for the cigarette.”
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Sanji is captured by Marines and held in prison. His top concerns are getting his kind-of-sister-in-law to safety and making sure his captors call him the correct name.- Language:
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25 Jun 2026