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  1. Public Bookmark 26

    Whatever & Ever, Amen by

    Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017), Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2025)  

    07 Jun 2026

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    Jay can't dodge this one. Mrs. Johnson is turning seventy-five and she wants her entire family to spend half of December together. They've rented two massive cottages in a fancy winter resort four hours north of Toronto. Maybe, maybe, if he and Matt weren't getting married, he could duck out of it. Maybe if fifty thousand dollars weren't being dangled above their heads, he could whine and mope his way free.

    But Matt wouldn't hear it.

    "You're going," he said.

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    OR: Who the hell is Owen?

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    21 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

    Do it for the girls by

    Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)  

    24 Mar 2026

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    (Jay asks Matt to help him take photos for an online dating profile.)

    “Show me. I wanna see what you do to them. You never tell me when I ask.” Matt is petulant and commanding all at once, in a way that he and only he could balance.

    This is officially a record-breaking new level of gay chicken. Someone should alert Guinness.

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

    The Michelle Pfeiffer Scarface Plan by

    Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)  

    25 Mar 2026

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    “If I was the last woman on earth?”
    “You’d still be a man.”

    It’s 2008, and Matt is experimenting with cross-dressing (inspired by Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface), to get a show at the Rivoli.
    While watching the movie together, a slightly drunk Jay gets increasingly flustered by Matt’s faux-erotic antics…

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    07 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

    close my eyes and the flashback starts by

    Fandoms: Challengers (Movie 2024)  

    15 Jun 2024

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    The first thing Art thinks when he wakes up alone in that big hotel bed is, “If Tashi leaves me, at least I don’t have to play in the Open.”

    Or, Art that night in New Rochelle, alone with his thoughts and his daughter and Taylor Swift's 'Love Story'

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    03 Aug 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 6

    this body’s made for loving (it’s not a place for betting) by

    Fandoms: Panic (TV 2021)  

    05 Jun 2021

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    Dodge Mason knows he’s a boy before he’s five years old.
    For a long time, a lot of other people do, too. His parents dress him in hand-me-downs from his cousins, ripped jeans and rodeo tees and flannel shirts filling up his wardrobe, burying the white lace and soft pink ribbons his grandmothers try so hard to get him to wear. He’s four the first time he can remember wearing a dress, a gift from one of them, his dad’s mom, and he stands there at his sister’s birthday party, itchy and sticky and hot and just all wrong as all of the older women fawn over how pretty he looks.
    That dress had lasted fifteen minutes, tops, before it was covered in sweat and dirt and blood stains from scraped knees and abandoned in favor of running around in the shorts he’d worn underneath, topless, just like his cousins.
    “Andrea Mason,” his mother chides, in a tone he still can’t forget. “That’s not ladylike.”
    “But all the other boys do it, mama,” he whines.
    “It’s okay for the boys to do it, but you’re not a boy,” she replies, and her words sting more than the peroxide she’d poured over his knees.

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    08 Jul 2024