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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Alastor and Vincent, having known each other for a while, and having been... doing this... strange, homoerotic little dance, for a while... get on each other's nerves all the time. This is often intentional, on both of their parts, but especially Alastor's- he loves pissing Vincent off for a lot of reasons, some of them more explicit than others.

    After he gives some miscellaneous insult that cuts a little too deep to remain fun, Vincent, for once in his life, gets too upset to play the game. He gets up and intends to leave, but Alastor, embarrassingly, really doesn't want him to. He admits this in the only way that he knows how. This has interesting consequences.

     

    [CH2 will contain a lot more sexual content than CH1, be warned]

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    “I want to devour you,” Vox breathed, pushing forward to kiss him so hard he fell backwards on the bed. Alastor welcomed it eagerly.

    “Why don’t you, then?” he quipped.

    Vox laughed, a little hesitant. “I meant, like, in a metaphorical sexy way. You’re the cannibal, not me.”

    “No one is born a cannibal, dear,” Alastor said. “It’s an acquired taste.”

    “Yeah, well, I’m never gonna acquire the taste.”

    Alastor quite liked where this conversation was heading. He had never really considered being eaten himself before, but it was an exciting new prospect. He always said he would try anything once!

    Or: Vox and Alastor hook up regularly, and it sometimes includes a little cannibalism. One particular night, Alastor wants to be eaten instead of doing the eating.

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    11 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    The trouble with getting Vincent drunk is that he can't hold his whiskey. The trouble with getting himself drunk, Alastor will discover, is somewhat more inconvenient.

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    25 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Alastor acts on a whim when he and Vox are alone, kissing the TV without thinking through his decision. This leads to ... desperate hate sex? Desperate secretly love each other sex? Whatever

    read the tags lol idfk

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    22 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 45

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    “Yeah, this is not what Val is doing,” Vox says, gesturing to the foot of space between them. Alastor has to snicker to himself again. “…unless?”

    Vox performs a miraculous recovery from emotional turmoil to open lasciviousness. Alastor doesn’t know why he’s at all surprised.

    “I’m not going to fuck you,” Alastor says bluntly.

    Technically not what Angel Dust is doing.”

    Alastor smiles sheer incredulity across the bedspread until Vox tries again.

    “Fine, we don’t have to do that,” Vox says, still creeping forward. Alastor heaves an open sigh—frankly, he’s a bit theatrical about it. It does little to deter Vox from coming to straddle him again.

    Nor to reach between his wrists, and—

    Fuck. He’d almost forgotten about that. Vox’s claws pluck at their deal chain, suddenly heavy and tangible where it hangs like manacles from his wrists.

    “But you did mention something about this, the other day,” Vox croons, in a tone that Alastor has heard him use with Valentino several times. “Want to play ‘contract?’”

    (In which Vox and Alastor spend some quality time together, Angel Dust is circled by sharks, and Rosie haunts the narrative. Set in S2E6.)

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    15 Feb 2026