jacktheminatureslayer
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baby, if you wanted me then you should have just said by jacktheminatureslayer
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
20 Jan 2015
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To be fair, Louis knew this was a horrible idea. Idiotic, stressful, bound to fail...the list goes on, but here they are going over each clause of the contract. At least Harry was nice enough to bring snacks.
"Sign here," Harry concludes and points at the bottom of the last page. Louis doesn't think, just signs under Harry's pointer finger. "Okay, I guess it's official! I've got to go call my mum. I'll call you later...boyfriend."
Oh God.
Or, an AU where Harry is stalkerish; Liam is supportive; Zayn is confused; Niall is Niall; and Louis agrees to start a fake relationship with the pretty library lad.
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baby can you see through the tears by jacktheminatureslayer
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
28 Dec 2014
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Louis runs; Harry stays; rain hits everyone equally.
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Charlie Weasley has a couple of problems: a complete and utter loss of interest in his studies and his beloved brother's sudden and very intense interest in his studies.
His biggest problem, however, comes in the form of an always smiling, headscarf wearing, Slytherin boy named Linus.
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Miracle Child by jacktheminatureslayer
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2014
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Zayn is a pureblood that is haunted by purist values; Liam is a "know-it-all" half-blood that can't spell; Niall is going to be the "Best Quidditch Keeper" that Hogwarts has ever seen, even if he can't catch the quaffle to save his life; Harry is just trying to get out of there unnoticed; and Louis is tired of people comparing him to his father.
And it all starts in their third year when Louis claims that he will make Harry Styles fall in love with him.
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better safe than immobile (Five Minute Rule) by jacktheminatureslayer
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
06 Jun 2014
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Louis doesn't trust himself; Zayn is a good citizen; Niall plans amazing weddings; Liam is nonexistent, but important; and Harry is dragged unwilling into drama.
Or an AU where Niall and Zayn don't really know how to actually set people up, but they try anyway.
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An English grad student, a frat jock, and an unimpressed rich boy walk into a bar. No one walks out.
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Bookmarked by jacktheminatureslayer
21 Feb 2015
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Ugh.
I want to marry this fic and have a several thousand children with it.
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“Harry?”
The rabbit stares at him, barely moving a whisker, before he begins to hop towards Niall. He reaches Niall’s hand resting on the table and promptly headbutts his knuckles.
or; Harry turns into a rabbit for a day for the sole purpose of bothering Niall.
Bookmarked by jacktheminatureslayer
09 Jun 2014
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i want your high love and emotion, endlessly by deLILAh for LoadedGunn
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
06 May 2014
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au. louis is sick of vajazzling, harry is saving up for a tandem bike, and they master their own destinies.
[or, camboy harry goes in for some intimate detailing, and something big happens.]
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06 May 2014
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Harry Styles was just a normal teenage boy, a normal teenage boy who had a happy life and was quite content to live it the way nature had intended: completely normally, with no weird happenings or crazy adventures. Yet some things, it would seem, are destined to be, and it would appear that Harry’s fate was to be abducted by insane strangers intent on experimenting on him, and their four other hand-picked victims. Harry sometimes feels so alone, even when his best friends are only a few metres away - and he can’t seem to help but be afraid, because there are so very few things left in his life for him to control…