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Zuko is having trouble pretending he doesn't has a problem with food and through a series of field trips with friends, the gaang starts to pick up on that as well.
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15 Jul 2026
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Cunk on Erid by Macremae
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV)
22 Apr 2026
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In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.
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13 Jul 2026
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Hermes isn’t a patient person, which normally isn’t a problem because Charon is quite used to Hermes’ ways.
Except today, Charon has decided to perform the world’s slowest strip tease with only his rings.
Hermes. Is. Going. To. Die.
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08 Jul 2026
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whatever you do dont make the hatman energy drink by Soar319
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
20 May 2026
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Lumbering back to the table, he set Zagreus’s laptop and the mug filled with euclidean brew in front of Hermes. They all leaned forward to look at it with varying levels of morbid curiosity. Somehow, it was oscillating between neon red and gasoline in a puddle colors.
“So do I just sip it or…?” Charon shrugged. “Welp, nothing to it!”
Hermes knocked the mug back in one go.
In hindsight, seeing four people lunge for him might have meant he shouldn’t have done that, but he doesn’t remember anything after the tainted riverwater hit his tongue.
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based off that one tumblr story about that person's roommate that made a caffeine death coffee and gave it to them when their laptop short circuited like a day before due date and they only had so many hours to rewrite their paperBookmarked by iwritefunkythings
21 May 2026
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slapped by a bass by beeftaxi, sambharsobs
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
17 Jul 2025
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Five times Melinoë gets kicked out of the club and one time she super duper ultra mega gets kicked out of the club.
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Melinoë keeps on starting shit with the hit new band Scylla and the Sirens. Somehow, this is Nemesis’s problem.
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17 May 2026
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While undergoing House renovations, Zagreus finds a hidden collection of paintings.
This leads him to a series of question.
One, 'Who commissioned these paintings?'.
Two, 'When did Hypnos get married?'.
Three, 'Why did Thanatos tell him he had children!?'.
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14 May 2026
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Hear ye hear ye for the weekly godshow by Professional_cattle_lifter
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
09 Jun 2026
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Nobody was certain how it started. Or rather, nobody knew which one of them first came up with the idea. Asking them was as useful as talking to a brick wall, both gods feigning a level of ignorance that could rival that of a newborn baby. Probing for clues had about the same successful rate. That to say, the results were as dire as Apollo’s dating streak.
But everyone aware of the new development was in agreement on one specific fact, and they unanimously pinpointed it as the cataclysm that instigated the chain of events that, ultimately, led to their current predicament.
It all started with Hephaestus’ creation.
Or, Hermes and Hypnos start a podcast, and they make it everyone's problem
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14 May 2026
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The day my closest friend disappeared, I had three things on my mind: a job, a cup of coffee, and a missed phone call.
Meg Fury is a private investigator with a checkered past. There are few people she trusts enough to consider friends, but Thanatos Erebides is an exception: the son of her former mentor, he's one of the few remaining detectives with integrity in an increasingly corrupt police force.
When Thanatos refuses to drop a missing persons case, he becomes a pariah among his coworkers and a target for those who want the truth to stay buried.
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- Part 1 of Meg Fury Case Files
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06 May 2026
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the barbie dolls played off reflection of venus by therisingsons
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
26 Dec 2024
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(Son. Brother. God. Lord. All these roles he had to conform to, none of which was true to his nature. Whatever that might be.)
Death is resistant to change, a stagnant little thing; but perhaps change is all it needs to thrive.
Or, Thanatos is a trans woman, except she doesn't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
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04 May 2026
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a belated love epiphany that only occurs in the last twenty minutes of a movie by pachimation
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018)
29 Jan 2021
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Zagreus races against the clock to stop the love of his life from taking off for Europe and leaving him forever. Minutes before the imaginary credits roll, he comes to the sudden realization that he has just made several terrible mistakes, and sneaking through airport security is just one of them.
He heads back to a certain coffee shop to amend the rest.
(The cliche rom-com AU that literally no one asked for.)
STARRING : Zagreus being an idiot in love, an expensive bouquet that goes to waste, Hypnos being a moronsexual, and Charon losing a bet. Thanatos is also there.
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01 May 2026
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Lift Up Ours And Stand by WinterSky101
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
16 Apr 2024
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Zagreus takes one vacation (which ends up accidentally being about four mortal years long because of time dilation in Chaos, but that's not his fault), and when he comes back, Thanatos is missing, the Doors of Death are open, and his previously-unknown demigod half-brother is trapped in Tartarus.
Clearly, no one in the Underworld but him can get anything done.
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29 Apr 2026
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from this house that we made our own by waxonicarus
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
14 Sep 2025
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"Ma'am, you can't go in there, the firefighters need to do their jobs."
Persephone watched as the flames in Hecate's shed grew brighter. Melinoë was in there.
Hades and Persephone are a perfectly normal married couple with perfectly normal and well-behaved children. Their son does not sneak out every night to drive miles away with two neighborhood friends and their daughter doesn't hide her issues to appear less troublesome. Everything is okay.
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26 Apr 2026
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When a terrorist begins interfering with communication systems, Reid goes over your head to keep you off the case.
It isn’t like him. That doesn’t make it better.
You don’t let people make decisions for you, you never have. But maybe this time you should have because you had no what you were walking into.
(Friends to enimies? to lovers, love confessions, angst, case fic, reader is part of the BAU)
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25 Mar 2026
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Melinoe simply wanted to test her theory about one of her mentor's spells. She thought she'd weaken, or the spell wouldn't work at all. But the outcome of her actions was... too unexpected and even... amusing. Although Melinoe will never admit it.
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- Part 7 of Alternative view
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24 Mar 2026
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The Chthonic brothers work in their mother's funeral home and have moved in with one another after the diagnosis of Hypnos' chronic fatigue syndrome. They live together, supporting one another, with not just caretaking for Hypnos but the emotional support they all need.
A series of drabbles from the funeral home au
CHAPTER 59 - NEW
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- Part 1 of Funeral Home AU
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12 Mar 2026
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Charon’s reached the very back of the crowd now, he can make out more of the man’s face, watch his eyes more closely as they dart around the crowd, still searching.
As you cast me from the mountain to your feet,
The man’s eyes finally lock on to his target and he grins, feral and predatory. He raises his hand… and points. Directly at Charon.
I'm yours to keep.
Chronic shut-in Charon is dragged to a concert by his twin brothers, where by happenstance a kind beautiful stranger bursts into his life. Charon would be content to scuttle back to his quiet house and forget the whole evening, but this determined acquaintance won't let him go so easily.
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03 Feb 2026
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Charon's usual quiet weekend is interrupted by being strong-armed into ferrying Melinoë to a cat café. He's prepared to spend a couple of hours being a silent bodyguard and handy bank balance for sweet treats and hot chocolate. What he's not prepared for, is the gorgeous barista also waiting for them every visit.
It's a Charmes Coffee Shop AU. With cats!
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03 Feb 2026
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silver bay where sunset sailors hide away by Soar319
Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)
20 Nov 2025
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The rolling waves were approaching faster than land was. Hermes tried to beat his wings and yelped harshly as pain shot through his head. His vision tilted as he tried to readjust. A panic flap of the wings to get back on Zephyr’s winds. He spat blood and gasped, plummeting.
There was far too much green below. He jerked himself away, ankle wings fluttering desperately. He cannot fail now, he cannot—
He paled as he remembered that the rift was Poseidon’s domain, not Charon’s.
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Hermes gets injured while spying on Mount Olympus and falls into the rift of Thessaly on his way back to the Crossroads. A couple of shades manage to fish him out and bring him to a beloved associate.Bookmarked by iwritefunkythings
03 Feb 2026
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Time failed to grasp him, like sand slipping through fingers. He was being carried by nothing but himself.
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Aftermath of the previous part
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- Part 7 of Petition: let Hypnos sleep
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22 Jan 2026
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There's a lot to learn about the tourist trap that is Styx Beach; that it's a dry town, that it's made up of strange and interesting people, that its beholden to the only hotel generating any kind of tourism and it's stubborn owner, but there's one thing Hermes only starts to figure out five months into his time there:
He might be falling for that boat guy.
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- Part 1 of Styx Beach
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21 Dec 2025