itzjean
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A book trade turns to hours with a pretty man, turns to something more.
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you're a yandere, he's a yandere, yandere couple. that's it. thats the post.
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You grew out of your obsession with creepypasta, but it didn’t grow away from you
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Olesya Ilyukhina's Space Survival Guide by Leemar
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 May 2026
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"Grace has new human, question? What is name, question?"
Smiling brightly, Grace gestures to me. "Rocky, meet Olesya Ilyukhina, she's an engineer as well."
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Ilyukhina and Yáo survive the trip.
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27 Jun 2026
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Rocky make Grace feel good, statement by lonelyeridianfreak
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 Jun 2026
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{Also can better see Grace. Study Grace. Understand what Grace fifth limb is.}
“Woah,” I laughed, “I appreciate it, but that’s… for mating and waste.”
{I know. Leaky human has many holes to leak from. Never see this one. Has TWO fluids. Interesting. Rocky will study. Answer questions that Grace won’t answer because blood goes to fifth limb and away from stupid squishy human brain. Like now.}
That jerk was right. I could feel two things at once. Rocky, above me, VERY deliberately pressing his carapace even closer into my body. And the soft, throbbing sensation between my legs, pressing at the fabric of my sweatpants.
Ohhhh fudge.
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Rocky and Grace explore each other on their way to Erid with the help of some hot new xenonite technology!
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25 Jun 2026
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Human Relief Aid by OrangeGaytor, Sevvyhonda
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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“Rocky,” I say. “Is this a … a fleshlight?”
“No. Fleshlight is specific Earth product. This Rocky human relief aid prototype. Same function, different origin.”
Well, asked and answered, I guess.
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24 Jun 2026
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Human Relief Aid - Portal by OrangeGaytor, Sevvyhonda
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After nearly a seventh of my life so far spent completely alone, I needed contact. Anything. All of my own personal effects that I brought in order to stave away loneliness and sexual urges did nothing for me. I was left even lonelier. Watching video after video of human copulation did nothing to ease my desires — part of me envied these people, how they could effortlessly touch one another, bringing each other’s bodies pleasures unfamiliar to me.
The only person I was with could not survive my touch. I had already touched it once, and it was permanently disfigured as a result. It’s [skin] marked with the perfect shape of my claw. I couldn’t stand it. Not any longer. Grace needed satisfaction, and so did I, and if it was mutually pleasurable, then maybe I could be absolved of the shame I felt about omitting a single feature of the toy I gave it.
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A bonus part to Human Relief Aid; what if Rocky made a portal fleshlight?Bookmarked by itzjean
24 Jun 2026
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spiracle by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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“Wet.” They whispered then, sounding awed, pulling their claw away from his face to marvel at the salty tears staining the mesh suit which encased their body. “Wet wet wet. Oh this is—this is—” Ash brought their hand back down to Grace’s face, swiping it over both cheeks with a happy trill.
“Intoxicating.”
And then they wiped the tear soaked palm down their carapace, leaving a filmy streak on the suit in its wake.
“Wet, so wet and leaky, so wet and leaky and beautiful just for me, oh, oh Savior Grace–” They brought their hand back to his cheeks and swiped away the remaining wetness that stained them and then they— they—
Grace watched on in horror as they lowered the wet and tear-soaked claw to their ventral seam, stroking it over their most vulnerable area with a shudder and high-pitched moan.
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or, alternatively: a 'crazed fan' breaks into Grace's dome to have their way with him.
Bookmarked by itzjean
21 Jun 2026