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The boy sitting beside him wasn’t really a boy at all. Not tonight.
Tonight he was all shimmer and intention. Real hair hidden beneath a platinum blond wig, dress catching the club lights like it was made of something celestial instead of plane old sequins and fabric. His lips were glossed fruit-pink, and his smile—God, that smile—was warm enough to melt the edge off Monte’s dull, brittle heart.Christ, he was something.
Monte doubted the makeup hid anything—doubted he was any less beautiful underneath it all. But damn if it didn't suit him.
He ordered something colorful and sweet, tapping manicured fingers against the bar.
Then those blue eyes cut toward Monte.
A soft, amused smile.
“What a night, hm?”
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I Saw You in the Club Under Lights Pink and Purple by itwasfarfetched
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Dec 2025
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A poem I wrote loosely based off the song Andrew in Drag.
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A quick poem I did about family.
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My dad challenged me to write a poem about stress. I wrote this in half an hour.
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A Million Light-Minutes South by itwasfarfetched, VileMawile
Fandoms: Slime Rancher (Video Game)
04 Oct 2025
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This is a silly outlet for us to hyperfixate over a game we like. Don't expect us to take anything seriously. Sorry if that's what you came here for. Tonel whiplash ahead. (Updates will be very infrequent. Sorry.)
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All of my individual poems will be stored neatly in this little space where I don't ever have to see them again.
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The red lights began moving without warning – resembling a hundred laser pointers, controlled by separate people but still eerily in sync – and they kept moving until they converged on Louie’s chest in a single red dot, like a target.
“I don’t think Uncle Donald worries enough,” Louie said, in a choked sort of voice that he couldn’t hear over his own heartbeat.
“Louie—” Huey’s frantic warning was cut off as the device beeped once – loudly – and the light on his chest abruptly turned blue.
Then the machine exploded.
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Louie goes to the lab one day to see the new invention that Huey's been excited about.Something goes wrong. Something goes really wrong.
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