itstimetoscream
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“And just where do you think you’re going, Soot?”
Wilbur Gold has a fairly simple life, all things considered. Sure, at night he may play the part of a masked villain to make money for him and his brother, but everyone has secrets. What he doesn't expect is Icarus, a vigilante with a seeming vendetta against his (fairly harmless) criminal exploits, and the whirlwind journey the two get swept in together. In a world of heroes, villains, and powers, who you associate with can make a world of difference- and Wilbur's about to find that out the hard way.
(title from Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd)
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In which Quackity suffers severe PTSD from his second canon death at the hands of a certain pig.
The title is a parody off of the line "Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt" from Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-Five
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the soviet montage by pressuretoparty
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Jan 2026
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"Listen, Mr. Rozanov." The general manager is talking out of the side of his mouth, his cigarette dropping ashes all over the hotel table. "We like you. We want you. We understand you are putting yourself under a fair amount of risk here, meeting with us like this. I hope it's obvious that if you play for us, we will set you up for a good life in Canada."
He pauses, looks Ilya in the eye. "But you have to understand, if you agree to this, you have to be prepared to leave with us right now."
Red Army superstar Ilya Rozanov defects from the Soviet Union. A Cold War-era hockey AU
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20 Feb 2026
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Oscar lost Lando a championship and left McLaren. There was still a year in between.
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11 Jun 2025
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Oscar can see dead people. It’s never been a problem, until it’s Carlos.
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21 May 2025
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“You wanna try?” he asks in a voice roughened by smoke, green eyes twinkling, pupils dilated so dark that Max knows, he knows, that this isn’t the first joint he’s had tonight. That sometime before they found each other, on this godawful lime green couch in this dark corner, there was another joint, another person, maybe, pulling him onto their lap and feeding him smoke and tongue. Oscar, maybe.
The fingers on Max’s other hand, the one not holding Lando close to him, jerk abruptly. “I ‒” he starts, but his mouth is dry and his tongue isn’t working. He clears his throat, wets his lips, starts again while Lando watches him with hungry intent. “I. I’ve never…”
“Oh?” One of Lando’s eyebrows raises, manicured and sharp and knowing. “Four-time World Champion’s never smoked a bit of weed?”
Or: Max and Lando shotgun some weed. Lando's boyfriend, Oscar, isn't as opposed to it as you'd think.
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- Part 2 of scenes from the f1 harem
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07 May 2025
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“You’re not being very sympathetic,” Lando replies. “My roommate is a serial killer!”
Charles says, unhelpfully, “five months ago you walked into his apartment with no identification, no luggage, and the request for him not to look your name up on the internet, and he let you live with him without even asking if you served in the war. And we are surprised he is a lunatic?”
Or: Oscar kills people. Lando is legally dead. Someone wants to restart the war.
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- Part 1 of Into the Daoliverse or Something Idk
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18 Mar 2025