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    When a newly-spawned kitchen Dementor imprints on Draco Malfoy on both of their first days at Azkaban, it sets off a curious pattern of events never before seen in the dreaded wizard prison. Hermione Granger’s efforts to get to the bottom of the mysterious changes reveal there’s more to magic, and Malfoy, than she thought. With more trouble cooking up than meets the eye, can Hermione get Draco — and herself — out of harm’s way?

    The Ratatouille-meets-Halloweentown Dramione you never asked for, and maybe never knew you needed.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Hermione somehow lands the role of Trip Sitter for Draco Malfoy, who is spiralling after jilting his bride.

    Chaos ensues.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    In which Draco is Hogwarts’ triwizard champion, Hermione doesn't need rescuing, and we discover the virtues of hypocrisy.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    The end of Voldemort heralds the signing of the first Wizarding Peace Accord, allowing Purebloods and Wizarding Citizens to co-exist under very strict rules. But the Accord requires more than just optimism to work. It requires the art of diplomacy.

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    13 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 87

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    It’s Eighth Year and Draco Malfoy has magically lost the ability to speak. This is an intriguing problem that Hermione Granger throws herself into solving…but what if she discovers that he’s actually a lot more tolerable this way?

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    12 Jun 2026