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  1. Summary

    skk as songs i fw. because hell yeah. (can you tell that i love taylor swift?)

    maybe (definitely) ooc but it's chicken soup for MY soul so i get to pick the seasonings

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    "You're an awesome player to watch."

    "I watch you too…I like watching you."

    One line changes everything.
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    OR: Instead of turning him down, Ilya and Shane become fast friends at the Prospects Cup. Their relationship (and how they hide the truth) completely changes when the media poses them as best friends instead of rivals.
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    Reads as a series of connected oneshots within this AU. Now including prospects cup 2008, draft celebrations, rookie all-star weekend, their first MLH awards, and the cottage.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    There’s a bruise on Shane’s hip that shouldn’t mean anything.

    He finds himself wishing it did.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander is tired of wanting someone he cannot have, and he’s dying as he waits for someone who will not stay. Someone who doesn’t want to stay, not when there are so many others waiting for him. Fun of another variety, Shane left a treat amongst many.

    It’s humiliating. It’s distracting. And it feels like shit.

    He wishes he could erase his feelings, move on as easily. In an effort to gain back control over the ‘situation’ that has become his romantic attraction to a notorious player, Shane attempts at imitating Ilya Rozanov’s methods until he perfects them and becomes as good as keeping it light and casual as his rival.

     

    Or Shane tries to Hoe Phase himself into a self discovery journey to choke and kill his feelings for Ilya Rozanov. Ilya is not the only who suffers from it, but he sure feels like he’s being choked and killed.

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    Story ends after chapter 6 but I keep writing bonus because the hyper fixation doesn’t end.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “Come here,” Ilya says, pulling him down until he’s laying on his side, his back flush against Ilya’s chest.

    Shane shifts closer, his breath coming out in a sigh, before—

    “Why were you such an asshole to me that time in Vegas?” Behind him, Ilya goes very still. “I mean, not the time in Vegas that we’ve talked about. Rookie of the Year. That time.”

    Shit. He was supposed to do this tomorrow.

     

    or, the boys talk about the "I go home in three days" misunderstanding. Shane may or may not misunderstand it again.

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    18 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 68

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    “Are you trying to get nice shots for our sextape?”

    The camera turns and focuses on a now shirtless Shane Hollander. Glistening sweat dripping down every crevice of his bare torso as he splays out plain white sheets. Lips swollen and slick and once perfectly styled hair is now sticking out in every direction. Custom-made dress pants pulled halfway off, still hugging his fleshy thighs. Dick straining against white Calvin Kleins.

    “Yes. I want us to win Oscars for this film.” Ilya’s voice wavers behind the camera, he walks around the bed before settling at Shane’s knees.

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    18 Jun 2026