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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    “The things you do to me,” he breathed into the back of your palm, planting kiss after kiss after kiss into the plush satin of your evening glove.
    “You're my one fuckin’ weakness. Leavin’ me all greedy and pathetic, and you don't even gotta say nothin’... It's like poison, sugar. Sweet, sweet poison.”

    Franco plays pretend. You play along.

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    15 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    You are put on time-out, more or less, for your increasing irritability and carelessness in your trials; forced to perform solo, you meet your match in a Night Hunter encountered in the depths of the Root Canal.

    (Reader is fem and referred to as a girl one time, but otherwise written mostly GN. No descriptors besides the basics and no Y/N.)

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    06 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    As he and Tav part from one another, Raphael scans the pretty young faces of the attendants before them: a triptych of exasperation, wistfulness, and – he is triumphant – arousal.

    “My apologies; I forget my place, so enraptured am I by my wife.” He smiles at them, inclining his head as he lets Tav slip from his grasp.

    ...or, Raphael and Tav take a business trip overseas.

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    06 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    You don't exactly care about Greek life. Honestly, you don't exactly care about much of anything at all. You're probably a bad person, but compared to that asshole on the phone, you might as well be a saint.


    A story in which you fuck the rabid attic raccoon until your brain cells are actively rotting. Billy has a lot of thoughts and a lot of feelings and none of them make any sense. The both of you are stuck in disorienting limbo, inseparably attached to the point where it's no longer clear what's real and who's who.

    But, you're a resilient bitch. You fucked your way into this mess and you'll fuck your way right out of it.

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    27 Jul 2024

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    “I’d be real careful with that line o’ thinkin’,” he warns, raising an arm and bringing it to brace against the wall beside her head, all but pinning her to it. They may not be physically touching, but they’re so close to it and he’s looking at her like she’s a meal (which should be concerning because she knows he literally eats people) and she really, really wishes they were touching right now. “Because I can be nice. Real nice.” His free hand reaches up to her face, and she’s so focused on watching his expression and how close his face is to hers that she doesn’t even realize until his thumb brushes over the barely-healing split in her lip. “…But I don’t think nice is what ya’ want, is it?”

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    The Ghoul's been walking Lucy around on a leash for two days and whoops I tripped and he's gonna fuck her brains out now.

    (if you didn't think I was gonna write smut about the hot Ghoul Cowboy and Lucy 'every fallout vault dweller OC' MacLean, i don't know what to tell you.)

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    04 Jun 2024