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At one end of the party, Sanji is raising a glass mixture of vodka, champagne, and Pop Rocks. He salutes the monstrosity at Usopp and promises a date-free new year. Across the apartment, Nami is dying of embarrassed, shocked, and scandalized laughter. Zoro doesn't say it, but he comes up with his own resolution: no more dating straight-but-curious men.
Wherein Zoro and Sanji are both incredibly stupid, but it gives their friends an excuse to make fun of both of them. How long can their resolutions last?
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- Part 1 of ZSZ Modern!AU
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15 May 2026
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Sanji really, really doesn't want to give Zoro a job at his restaurant. Zoro doesn't really even want to work there in the first place, but, well, there’s this thing with Sanji, and this thing with feelings and the whole thing is pretty damn stupid all together.
Zeff just wants grandkids. He’s too old for this bullshit anyways.Series
- Part 1 of Part Timer
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22 Apr 2026
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Sanji scowls behind his sunglasses. He’s draped in heat, under an umbrella in a bright patterned shirt, large waffle with a dollop of melting whipped cream and a coffee-stained mug on the table in front of him. Further out on the patio, a whole group of screaming kids jump into the pool in sonorous succession.
“Relaxing is a scam.”
Zoro gives him one of those multilayered grumpy looks.
“It’s fraudulent. We’ve been defrauded.”
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Zoro and Sanji go undercover at a fancy resort to take on a mysterious enemy. What could go wrong?
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05 Apr 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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03 Apr 2026
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Wado is different. Not only is the white sword clearly special to Zoro, but her haki signature is also the least threatening of the three. She still feels dangerous, like any powerful weapon should, but it’s a serene sort of strength—something like a still, deep body of water or Zoro’s powerful body held still in meditation.
Sanji chases that familiar sensation deep into the ocean, even as his lungs start to burn and the pressure of the water threatens to crush him from above. Wado has been with the Straw Hats even longer than Sanji has, and he refuses to let the ocean have her.
Or; Sanji dives into the water after Wado, Zoro shares a secret in the middle of the night, and something shifts irrevocably between them.
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03 Apr 2026