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    Luke walks straight to Din and Din suddenly feels like he should be doing something with his hands.

    “Hi,” he says.

    “Hi,” Luke agrees, grinning. “So. I didn’t get your name, before. Grogu just calls you ‘Daddy’ in his head but I’m assuming I should call you something else.”

    Din chokes a little.

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    This is basically an Accidental Warlord Din Djarin fic in which Din plays the role of reluctant DILF leader with a heart of gold and Luke plays the role of initially distrusted twink who quickly becomes beloved by all (especially said warlord). The Mandalorians are like, "we've only had Luke Skywalker for a day and a half but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself."

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    Apparently, seven years had done nothing to stamp out Harry's hot, coursing anger at everything Malfoy said and did. Their reunion was going nothing how he’d imagined—encountering Malfoy years later, real mature and worldly, all unruffled by him and his pitiful vindictiveness. Getting the last laugh. Not that Harry had imagined it.

    “Listen,” Malfoy said, his voice tight, “I wouldn’t be here if there was nothing in it for you.”

    “In what, Malfoy?” Harry asked, suddenly exhausted with it all.

    “I need you to teach me the Patronus Charm.”

     

    Seven years after the end of the war, Harry has made a quiet life for himself, as Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Dark magic looms just beyond the horizon, but all Harry wants is to be left out of it. Until Malfoy asks him to teach him the Patronus Charm. Harry agrees out of suspicion. No other reason.

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    02 Jan 2022

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    “Well, I gotta say, the paper doesn’t do you justice, sweetheart.” The outlaw’s eyes glittered under the brim of his hat.

    Tim felt a deep flush burn his cheeks.

    In his snobbiest voice, the one he learnt from the most conceited of Bruce’s acquaintances, he said, “A shame I can’t return the compliment.”

    Instead of taking offense, Red laughed in delight.

    “Feisty and beautiful. I’m sure we can find a use for that smart mouth.”

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    30 Sep 2021

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    While dealing with one of Joker’s simplest – but cruelest – schemes, Batman finds himself trapped inside the same moment, again and again. As his mind starts to fracture, his encounters with Joker slowly escalate from the usual to… something else.

    Or, Bruce Wayne has lots of issues, but repeating the same six hours more times than he can count might finally make him deal with some.

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    28 Jul 2021

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    The war was over.

    Or at least that’s what the papers said.

    They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding.

    Maybe they did.

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    In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town.

    It's super.

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    17 Jul 2020