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Elizaveta is well into her college career, living with her roommate. This is all well and good, except her roommate is also her ex, and an asshole, and her only friend, all wrapped up into one spiteful and unshakable, irascible, and self-destructive package. But when she meets someone new, who is kind, funny, unpredictable and nothing like Roderich, she feels like she may be strong enough to part ways with that season of her life. But you can only get rid of so much before you start to realize that the people you surround yourself with are a bit more of a reflection of yourself than you'd like to believe.
Or, Roderich Edelstein’s Guide Book on How To Win Friends and Influence People
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“Well, you look like someone who might like to be taken care of, if you catch my drift. You don’t get what you want?” Vi asks.
“... I suppose the dating pool has been a little dry.”
Vi smirks, her thick fingers tapping the wood of the bar. “Girl like you struggles to find a nice butch to take her home?”
“I can't say I've ever had the offer.” She says without thinking, immediately regretting it when Vi's smile widens.
“Well,” she says, picking up her beer and tapping the top of Caitlyn’s gin and tonic with it. “Consider this your first.”
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Caitlyn, disappointed with her experiences in bed with fellow femmes, takes her first butch for a ride. She gets her shit rocked.
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13 Jun 2026
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Jayce is exceptionally receptive to the praise. Viktor finds this fact curious.
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11 Jun 2026
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Angel in the House by apricating
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Mar 2026
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Ilya's hand falls away from the lid of the blender and hangs uselessly at his side as he rereads the words over and over, scanning his phone screen like a madman.
@hollanov4lifee they're so adorable omgg
@boodrambaby bro actually the way shane talks to ilya is so cute and hot and !!
@hollanov4lifee i know lmao like shane is his mommy
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Ilya Rozanov and the awkward, uncomfortable, all-encompassing experience of discovering calling his husband Mommy.
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10 Jun 2026
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An old FIA rule says that unmated omegas aren't allowed to race in any category of motorsport.
Because of that, Charles Leclerc has been hiding as a beta since he first presented as an omega-until a breakthrough heat destroys how hard he's worked and reveals his designation.
Ferrari, facing a major loss in sponsorship money, offer him a choice: leave Ferrari and motorsport forever, or agree to an invite only auction for the rights to mate him, with proceeds filling the hole in the budget.
Charles comes up with a plan to save himself, get an alpha he trusts, get Ferrari's money back, and keep his seat.
Unfortunately, Max Verstappen comes up with a plan, too.
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14 Mar 2026
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.