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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Aziraphale's boyfriend Gabriel asks him to take a break from their relationship right before Thanksgiving, leaving him in a spiral of anxiety. Aziraphale decides to accept an invitation from his family to come spend the holiday at their bed and breakfast in rural Nebraska, The Flaming Sword, where he meets new chef Anthony Crowley. Over the course of one week full of conversation, laughs, and a whole lot of good food, Aziraphale and Crowley's worlds are changed forever.

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    24 Apr 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    An actor and a photographer meet in a dark alleyway one fateful night. All it takes is a single act of kindness for something truly special to take root.

     

    He lifts the camera, turns the little screen to Aziraphale so that he can watch as he deletes each photo one at a time.

    “Why would you do that?” It’s barely a whisper.

    “My job’s to take pictures of celebrities up to no good, not make cute boys cry.”

    “I’m not-“

    “What, a cute boy? I beg to differ.”

    “A celebrity.” He doesn’t deny that he’s been crying. Somehow, that makes Crowley feel so much worse.

    “I respectfully disagree. You’re Aziraphale Fell, star of more movies than I can list."

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    06 Apr 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    Sherlock has come down with a nasty bug, and no matter what he tries, he cannot find it in him to ask for help. Or accept help for that matter. As the snow falls, he feels worse and wonders why on Earth his mind is like this.

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    24 Mar 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    John Watson did not think that he would fall for Sherlock Holmes while standing in the middle of a snow-dusted street at four in the afternoon.

    It wasn’t an arrow through the heart, though. He’d always sort of expected falling in love to feel that way: instantaneous, sharp, overwhelming. The expected sweeping off the feet, head over heels, whisked away into a whirlwind romance.

    He had felt his stomach flutter and the world seemed to settle within him. Not struck off balance but feeling with a slow certainty that he would quite like to wrap his arms around Sherlock, press his lips to his and never move from that spot again.

    Written for the Sherlock & Co Secret Santa Event: 2025

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    24 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.

    Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.

    One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.

    Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…

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    16 Feb 2026

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