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Just like real moss, Zoro’s hair color shifts with the seasons. Only, the Straw Hats have never stayed in one place long enough for it to be noticeable. So when their swordsman spends his two year gap on an autumn island… it ends up catching everyone completely off guard. Miscommunication ensues.
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Zoro loves Sanji’s hands.
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In a ridiculous plot to get the Cook to hold Zoro’s hand, the swordsman intentionally gets lost. He’s a little puzzled by the fact that even when he’s lost, he always finds his way back to Sanji. -
Black Nail Polish and Rose-Tinted Glasses by idiotsensei
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
10 Mar 2026
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While feverish and unaware in his first days at Kurigana, Zoro refers to Sanji as “Love-Cook”.
Perona has a terrible habit of latching onto things she shouldn’t.
Convinced there’s something between the Straw Hats’ resident swordsman and cook, Perona spends the next two years “helping” in the only way she knows how: meddling.
When the crew finally reunites on Sabaody, Sanji discovers two things at once – Zoro looks unfairly good with black nail polish, and maybe he’d been in love with him all along.
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Zoro loses a tooth.
For a swordsman who fights with a weapon clenched between his teeth, it’s far more than a minor inconvenience.
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When rumors surface about a lost forbidden genjutsu, Kakashi is sent to investigate. But it’s a trap. Captured by rogue shinobi, he’s subjected to relentless torment, both physical and psychological. Wounds heal, but scars remain; something fractures, far deeper than they realize. As the lines between illusion and reality blur, one question remains: what becomes of the Copy Ninja when the man beneath the mask is irreparably changed?
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“You’re not—” He pauses for a moment. “You’re not looking at me. Zoro. Can you…”
Oh. Shit.
“I can’t see.” Now that he’s noticed, it’s very obvious.
Zoro loses his eyesight to a devil fruit user. He thinks it's all right. Sanji, for some reason, doesn't.
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12 Jul 2026
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Baby Bird by GoalsIncludeProcrastination
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
01 Apr 2026
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“-Zoro lost his ability to regulate his temperature. He won’t sweat, shiver, or be able to tell when he’s too hot or too cold. When he fought Luffy he pushed himself to hyperthermia without realising, and the heatstroke made him faint. Maintaining that temperature could cause heart and kidney failure, then major damage to his brain, and even-“ Chopper squeaked as he made eye contact with Zoro, who was giving him a disapproving look while he rolled the thermometer between his teeth with his tongue.
“We all know Mosshead doesn’t have the brain cells to spare getting brain damage, so what do we do?” Sanji piped up, earning a growl from Zoro across the room.
“There’s no solution quite like skin to skin contact. Hugs with as few layers as you’re comfortable with. Just like a baby bird!”
Sanji snorted, trying to reconcile the fuming swordsman with any kind of cute baby animal. Especially when Zoro looked like he was debating homicide or suicide, but it would surely be one of them.
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Or, touch-starved and emotionally constipated Roronoa Zoro has to get hugs from his Nakama or he'll die.
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06 Jul 2026
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Sanji was sure he heard the idiot incorrectly. It was the only possibility.
“Gross, dude—TMI,” Usopp grimaces.
“What do you mean? I spread men all of the time!” Zoro shoots back with an indignant scowl.
Okay, then Sanji heard him perfectly.
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29 Jun 2026
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Paradisio Grand Resort Welcomes YOU!
Held biannually, the Paradisio Grand Couples Retreat is a seven day intensive stay for couples from all walks of life at any stage of their journey. Relax, recharge, and regroup in the most scenic of locales, and prepare to reap the rewards of your dedication to the process in an abundance of love everlasting.“Gross."
Nami rolls her eyes and pushes the brochure back into his chest. “You’re going,” she says curtly.
Zoro barks a laugh and flips the brochure over, “Yeah okay, I’ll get right on that…”
“With Sanji.”
“Fuck off,” Zoro laughs again. When Nami’s expression doesn’t crack, his amused grin fades. “Fuck off.”
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29 Jun 2026
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“Alright,” Sanji leaned forward, steepling his fingers in his lap as he flashed Zoro an impish grin. “If you’re so sure, how about we make it a bet?”
Zoro perked up, responding to the competitive twist in his tone. The hairs on his arms were already standing on end, his skin prickling with goosebumps at the thought of another chance to put the prissy bastard in his place. “What kind of bet?”
Sanji tapped the end of his pen against his lips, looking smug and over-confident in a way that had Zoro’s combative side swelling instinctively against the challenge. “Using what I know about you from the unfortunate times we’ve spent together. I’ll plan a date I think you’ll enjoy.”
Zoro blinked, taken aback. “You’re gonna take me on a date?” He asked incredulously.
“We’ll call it a practice date."
A short fic idea that goes with my love counselor au drawings that you can find here on tumblr or twitter
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02 Jun 2026