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    Jake laughs, and Jay would say it sounds as annoying and obnoxious as ever. "Do you want to watch me jerk off?"

    He doesn't know what he was expecting, but it was definitely not to see Jay shrug, like he really couldn't care less. Like he's saying go ahead.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    It’s Jake’s fault when they argue over the messy state of their room, throwing shirts and socks at each other and being loud until someone pops in to tell them to keep it down. It’s Jake’s fault when they get distracted while watching a random video and end up at the end of their excruciatingly long shower order, having to wait for Sunghoon to finish his hour-long bathroom beauty routine. It’s Jake’s fault when Jay starts having risky thoughts, the kind he would never tell anyone about, grinding into his mattress late at night and groaning into his pillow in defeat and desperation.

    Being Jake’s roommate is the worst (and the best) thing ever.

    Or:

    Jay and Jake are roommates and they're horny for each other—cue the race to find out who breaks first.
    (the no homo jayke fic nobody asked for)

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    24 Jun 2026

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    jake and sunghoon wonder if what they’re feeling is real or all in their heads.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Speedrunning Jake’s Quarter Life Crisis

    Step 1. Get drunk and throw up on Jay

    Step 1.5. Throw up on Sunghoon next, see how he likes it (stricken from the record)

    Step 2. Become a useless stoner like my Yodas

    Step 2.5. Never ever refer to Sunghoon and Jay as your Yodas ever again

    Step 3. Go to a party that isn’t taking place approximately five feet from your bedroom door

    Step 4. Get laid!!

    Step 5. Realize that none of this actually matters or is any metric of how fulfilled you’ll feel in life (stricken from the record) (Too depressing! No psychoanalyzing! Party time!!)

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    10 Apr 2026

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    As far as favours went, this one was an easy one – help Riki’s friend from his dance club pass his first year biology course. Jake could do it in his sleep. He scans the library, realizing belatedly that Riki’s description of you’ll know him when you see him was entirely untrue, because Jake had no idea which one of these studying students was expecting him here ten minutes ago. His eyes land on a guy, sitting alone at a table without so much as a pencil in front of him, and –

    Huh. He doesn't look like a freshman.

    He looks a lot like Heeseung Lee, actually.

    Or, Jake isn't anything like the girls Heeseung normally goes for, but he's starting to think he might want him anyway.

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    15 Feb 2026