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“I want my life,” Dean hissed. “I want a room with a fucking window, and I want to teach my kids how to drive, and I want to know what it’s like to sleep without nightmares. Is that what you’re offering?”
“No.”
At least she doesn’t lie.
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666: Live On Air! by AislinArts (AislinCeivun), Princeliest
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Feb 2025
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Alastor decides to indulge Vox's obvious psychosexual obsession with him—for the sake of curiosity and entertainment, of course! As these things go, it is not very long at all before everything...escalates.
Or: Kink, self-discovery, and Alastor accidentally digging himself into a hole labeled "Oh, fuck, when did I start caring?"
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20 Nov 2025
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S6E66, Now Rerunning: The Hentai Episode! by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
24 Feb 2024
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Alastor finally puts on a damn skirt. It's definitely not what Vox expected, but Alastor didn't anticipate enjoying it quite so much himself, either.
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- Part 4 of 666: Live On Air!
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20 Nov 2025
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Station 66.6, Now Playing: The Irreversible Ruination of Your Self-Respect! by Princeliest
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Feb 2024
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Alastor decides to let Vox fuck him the way he so obviously, desperately wants to—for the sake of entertainment, of course! As is the time-honored tradition for people who start doing things ironically, things… escalate.
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- Part 1 of 666: Live On Air!
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20 Nov 2025
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“Doesn’t that sound lovely! Come now - wouldn't you like to actually feel better for a short while? I can do that for you.”
“Ya spooky asshole. Couldn’t pay me enough to sit in here and let ya laugh at all the bullshit I hafta do for my day job, let alone make me pay you for it. Ya ain’t offerin’ me nothin’ I'd want ‘ta take.”
“You have plenty of people giving you money for your company. I can offer a bit more than mere monetary compensation to you, and I think it will be most amenable and beneficial to you to sit with me and chat...”
Alastor swung his hand to reach for Angel's. “Take the deal, my good fellow. Tell me your blues, and I'll replace them with a smile.”
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Angel is drawn in one evening by beautiful music resonating from Alastor's room and stumbles into the opportunity to have the radio demon lift away the awful realities of his life. For his part, Alastor recognizes something in Angel he can *take* and does whatever he can to chase it down - inside both of them.44,000 words of Angel getting what he deserves and Alastor scheming for a power he didn’t know existed.
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25 Jan 2025
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Give Me Just The Tip Of Your Soul by trashcangimmick for hordeofangrybees
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
19 Jan 2025
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Charlie flushes Alastor's cocaine. Angel has drugs.
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20 Jan 2025