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Under Pressure by mayflowersinapril (iamnotgroot) for SadaVeniren
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
27 Oct 2025
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Sometimes Louis likes to make Harry beg.
I have come in here after getting possessed by the devil, specifically The Devil Wears Prada AU by SadaVeniren.
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Shane was there when Ilya got the call, his arm heavy across Ilya's stomach, like even in sleep he could tell something was trying to take Ilya away from him.
When Boston realize Ilya wants out, they send him to the highest bidder. The highest bidder is LA.
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- Part 9 of perfect from now on
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16 Jun 2026
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If Never Again, If Every Day by gallifreyburning, takiki16
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
02 Jun 2022
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Current-day Nicky wakes up one morning to find himself re-living the first day he met Yusuf in 1099, and Nicolò from 1099 finds himself with a stranger named Joe in 2021. Time-crossed and facing old and new challenges, the two lovers have to find their way back to each other.
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- Part 1 of Fic Tennis - The Old Guard
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05 Oct 2025
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Thirty-three Kisses and Counting by osprey_archer for torch
Fandoms: Macdonald Hall - Gordon Korman
18 Dec 2011
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Bruno pulled a wounded face. "Do I need a reason to make out with my best friend?" he asked. Bruno bet Cathy he could kiss more MacDonald Hall boys than she could. Boots is not pleased.
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second-hand (adj., adv.) [not gradable] (also: second-hand) /’sek·ənd’hænd/ - not new; owned by someone else before
A couple of years after losing Harry, Louis stumbles upon Wade Wilson. It’s too tempting to not fall for someone who can never die, and they make it work. Haunted by his past, Wade struggles to sleep. Louis decides to help his partner out, which leads to opening the can of secrets that Wade has been stubbornly keeping locked away.
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Louis is a twenty-three years old, soon-to-be Columbia University graduate with a loving boyfriend, wonderful friends, two kinds of reputations, and a suit so tight it’s nigh inappropriate. Harry is a twenty-three AWOL.
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05 Oct 2025
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【授翻】香草妈妈理论（已完结） by 3Liquids
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Jan 2026
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>>>This is a translation of The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower<<<
简介：
网友们确信Ilya Rozanov绝对、一定、百分百正在泡Hollander。
网上有照片实锤，多位目击者，同一个咖啡馆中分享的Ins story，以及此男在Hollander的住处过夜。
这是NHL历史上最传奇的征服：勾引对手的辣妈来证明你的统治地位。这个说法只有一个小问题：Ilya确实在泡一个Hollander，好吧？就……不是那一个。
又或：实际上Ilya男朋友的母亲一直尝试领养他，互联网舆论一直在往最坏的方向猜，Shane Hollander经历了他人生中最糟糕的一个月——至少在他把冰球界搅得天翻地覆以前。Summary:
The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
最后：读完这个心痒痒的忍不住开动了🤤第一次做同人自翻译请大家品尝！由于原文有比较多引用帖子形式的描写，这部分会采取比较网感的措辞，争取让大家如同刷推般看热闹（）由于是纯手打所以文章不可避免地有相当程度的意译，欢迎捉虫和建议！