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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    Ilya has a weird relationship with birthdays. While he has tender memories from early in his life, he's learned to stop expecting others to remember, much less, celebrate. So when Shane Hollander shows up at his doorstep late at night, it is safe to say that Ilya is surprised.

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    Hazy: Happy birthday, Roz!

    Bood: Happy birthday, Cap!

    Barrett: Happy birthday!!

    Dykstra: It’s your birthday!

    Haas: Happy birthday, Captain! You are the most wonderful hockey player and leader, and I hope today is your best birthday yet ❤️

    Ilya: Well, it’s not, so your wishes mean nothing.

    Bood: Okay. Well.
    Bood: Looks like we are feeling a bit dramatic today.

    Hazy: Do you want to expand, or how can we best support you?

    Ilya: I will expand even though it is incredibly painful to do so.

    Barrett: Oh, goody.

    Ilya: My husband.
    Ilya: Shane Hollander.
    Ilya: The supposed love of my life.
    Ilya: The holder of my heart and half of my assets.
    Ilya: The future father of my children and feeder of my dog.
    Ilya: Forgot my birthday.

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    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Twenty thousand.”
    The room had gone quiet. All eyes turned. And there, right in the center of the fucking room, was Ilya Rozanov.
    Shane nearly shit himself.
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    After All-Stars but before Shane's injury, Shane agrees to let a charity auction off a date with him. It's for a good cause, after all.
    Of course, Ilya shows up, because he can't let Shane date someone else. Not again.
    Canon-compliant!

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  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Ilya picked up on the second ring.

    "Hollander?", he said, sounding confused and a little hurt. "What is this?"

    Six weeks after the tuna meltdown, Shane still can't sleep. One accidental 1am call changes that and everything else too.

    aka a fall 2016 AU where they actually talk about their feelings before all-stars, title taken from my fave Phoebe Bridgers song

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Four years ago, Shane Hollander suffered a career-ending injury after getting hit by Marlow on the ice. Despite Ilya’s best efforts to reach out, he never hears from Shane again. Nor does anyone as Shane Hollander disappears from the public eye. Complete radio silence.

    That is, until Ilya receives a call from his agent, asking if he is willing to ‘say a couple of nice words on camera about Shane Hollander’. Why? Oh. Because he will be induced in the MHL Hall of Fame in three weeks. And said Canadian golden boy will likely be there.

    Ilya is totally okay about this, of course.

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