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    Ilya pauses, and runs the words through his head, not sure if hes confused because of the alcohol or because the English language is just so fucking stupid. “What the fuck is that? Baby trapping? You get a baby stuck somewhere?”

    Hayes laughs, loud and bright as Barrett goes to answer, completely cuddled up against Harris, “Nah dude it's like, you're forced into coparenting the kid, the kid is what keeps you guys together, even if you don't like each other. You do it for the kid.”

    Ilya gives a confused hum, switching from person to person to see if someone can explain.

    “Hayes continues, “Like when omegas poke holes in the condoms! And just sabotage you guys’ to have a baby.”

    Ilya ohhhs in understanding, and outright laughs with everyone, “Thats fucking insane!”

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    Shane Hollander isn’t great at asking for what he wants, lucky for him, Ilya is great at giving him whatever he wants.

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    Ilya finds out Shane wants to baby-trap him and he is very much on board with the idea.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    They end up on the bed, Ilya on top of Shane, burying his nose in Shane’s scent gland.

    It’s a little strange, what it does to Ilya.

    Ilya nuzzles further into Shane’s neck, purring quietly in between pathetic little whines. His giant, alpha hands, trail their way up Shane’s body and start kneading at his tits, his teeth scraping just a little against Shane’s scent gland. He’s not threatening to bite, in fact Ilya isn’t posing any threat at all. He’s almost… docile.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    One of Shane’s love languages is acts of service, ranging from helping Ilya carry his suitcase up a flight of stairs to cleaning his plate after dinner. Ilya doesn’t plan on exploiting this, it’s all mostly to tease his husband, but when the perfect opportunity presents itself who is he to deny himself?

    Or, Shane gets stuck under a couch trying to get the remote that “fell” under it and Ilya fucks him within an inch of his life. Enjoy.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Hayden stares, the sight in front of him not quite computing.

    There is the couch. There is Shane on the couch. There is Shane on the couch, sleeping on his back with one arm wrapped securely around the waist of another person sleeping on top of him. The waist of another man sleeping on top of him.

    A man.

    As in, not Boston Lily.

    As in, not a woman at all.
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    Or, a prank goes awry and Hollanov is outed even earlier. At least everyone can agree that it’s still entirely Hayden Pike’s fault.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    After Shane comes out, the Metros become convinced he might be attracted to them.

    Shane corrects this assumption with devastating precision, accidentally describes Ilya Rozanov in the process, and somehow turns the entire locker room into a deranged pageant of heterosexual insecurity.

    Edit: Additional content added 27/06/2026 in relation to future fic "The Benchmark" 😈

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    04 Jul 2026