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    Shane Hollander is Britain's most promising Quidditch Talent. Already being fought for by Europe's biggest teams despite it not even being his Rookie year yet.
    Shane always has a plan, and if all had gone as he’d intended, his final year at Hogwarts would be spent on a broom winning match after match in front of the scouts before finally having his pick of teams. To his horror, his plans are then thrown into utter disarray when Hogwarts is chosen to host the most dangerous magical competition known amongst the three great wizarding schools: The Triwizard tournament. 
    Shane is gutted as his hopes for winning the Quidditch cup are thrown out the window, but it doesn't take long for him to realise that this time he might be able to aim for something different—something bigger. Maybe even the most prestigious title a Graduate could hold—Triwizard Champion. 

    Shane Hollander has always been destined to Win. That is until Drumstrang's prospect Ilya Rozanov, the only man ever to best him, steps into his path. Creating yet another dangerous task Shane would have to get past to win.

    And oh, how Shane hates him for it.

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    Drapeau rolls his eyes, “So you’re all pissy now because Hollander isn’t here to get your dick wet? What, are you an actual cocksucker now?”
    “So what!?” Hayden snapped suddenly loud and pissed off, “So fucking what if I suck dick!? What does it matter!? It doesn’t!”
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    Hayden accidentally implies he’s bisexual (he swears he’s not), but after getting drinks and making friends with Cliff Marlow… well suddenly he wonders just how much of a spectrum sexuality is. Meanwhile, Cliff thinks that maybe Montreal alternate captain is kind of… sexy. Or maybe that’s the alcohol talking.

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    Shane broke up with his high school girlfriend before leaving for the NHL. He doesn't think he'll ever talk to her again, but one day just before his second season, she shows up at his apartment. She tells him she's gay, and her parents kicked her out. Obviously, he offers her a place to stay. His parents, the Metros, and the media all make assumptions about their relationship, and they figure... why not let them assume?

    He says, “It’ll be cool. Like… a sleepover with friends.”
    He says, “What else do you need?”
    He does not say, “I think I get it more than I should.”
    And that’s how Jessica comes to live with him.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov really, really wants Shane Hollander's asshole. First they got cockblocked by a snowstorm. Then Hollander, certified anxious flower that he is, decided to play hard to get. Ilya has spent almost two years periodically texting his rival, hoping the latter will finally agree to hook up again. Ilya hopes to stumble upon the correct sexting-to-rage-baiting ratio, enough for Hollander to get over whatever mental hurdles he's having.

    And then, as luck would have it, Ilya meets Shane Hollander's ex-girlfriend Jessica. Of course, Ilya is not above playing dirty in order to achieve his goals...

    Chaos ensues, unlikely friendships are forged through general assholery, and jury's still out on who takes the crown as greatest menace of them all.
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    A mostly funny, occasionally wholesome story about friends who have your back, even when they're dicks about it! Told mainly through texts and tweets.

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    Ilya Rozanov is just a man. This is just another audition, another scene partner to figure out. It’s nothing she hasn’t done before and done well.

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    Rose and Ilya start texting. This could mean nothing.

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