holtzbabe
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Erin's conniving mother cuts her out of her father's will unless she gets married, so she does the only logical thing...and fake-marries Holtz. This can only go well for the both of them, right?
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Here lies all the brand new fics I started and never finished
RIP
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Holtz's plans to propose to Erin are postponed when she invites herself to spend Christmas with the Gilbert family...who don't know that they're dating.
AKA Yes I took the premise of Happiest Season, gave it to Holtzbert, threw out the plot, and rewrote it how I wanted the plot to actually go. Now with 110% more happy, 70% less angst and trauma, 500% less closet-shaming, and 85% more humour. Featuring Aubrey Plaza as herself.
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“Do you have a bucket list?”
“You mean like a formalized list of things I want to do before I die? No. Do you?”
Holtz tossed the machine that was in her hands up in the air and caught it again. “I don’t do lists.”
Erin sat up straighter in her peripherals. “Holtzmann. Is that something that should be thrown?”
Holtz paused to appraise it. “Definitely not.”
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It's been a year since Erin and Holtz made a promise to one another.
And now: that promise faces its final test. It's time to hit the road one last time and go back to where it all began.
This time, there's no turning back.
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- Part 3 of love is a polaroid
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After Erin accidentally gets pregnant from a drunken one night stand, Holtzmann turns into the most supportive friend ever. In fact, she practically becomes a doting husband. The bond that the pair form over the course of the pregnancy brings a lot of feelings to the surface for both of them.
What starts out as the biggest mistake of Erin's life turns into the best mistake of her life, and the events that transpire irreversibly alter her and Holtzmann's futures in ways that they both could've only dreamt of.
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An AU where there are not two names on the cover of Ghosts from Our Past, but three, and there is a lifetime of history before the words "Come here often?" are ever uttered.
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“If you wish to have a quiet life in a cozy cottage in a field, raise horses and just be, no gods or fates or destiny can keep you from that. Can keep us from that.”
After their conversation, on the eve of the solstice, Laudna reflects. With Pâté’s help, she figures some things out.
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07 Oct 2025
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now it's like the night is taking sides by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
08 Feb 2022
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Imogen wakes up in a dry cottage – or, if four walls and a straw roof could be called a cottage, than she wakes up in one. A nightmare putters above a stoked fireplace, poking at the gently crumbling logs with a long finger. Her nightmare, though. Her Laudna.
“I was having bad dreams,” Imogen says.
or: imogen's having a different kind of nightmare, laudna's there to save her, and rain washes away insecurities.
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23 Jul 2023
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our love is unspoken (it doesn't need words) by tinyace
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
05 Feb 2022
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In the two years they’ve been together, Imogen and Laudna have never been big on public display of affection. Their love is just meant for each other. Isn’t that obvious? Well, apparently not to all members of their newfound group of friends.
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23 Jul 2023
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to the ends of the earth, would you follow me? by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
03 Feb 2022
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When Laudna is bored, she thinks about Imogen. She does this a lot. Imogen is simply so interesting, captivating, so bright and kind, like a ray of sun through a canopy of trees. Very much alive, breathing, intelligent and powerful, and the subject of Laudna’s endless musings. She adores Imogen with all her heart, the thing she loves most.
And, wait, Pâté too. He would be angry to be left out.
or: two girls consider themselves and their powers in a library, being soft lil witches.
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23 Jul 2023
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... that Laudna hummed and it pleased me, Lord.
But you don't really know you're music, do ya?
It goes like this, the flirt, the fight,
The minor holds, the tow'ring height,
The fractured queen who needs me, HallelujahOr why Laudna and Imogen need each other. Why Laudna sounds like music to Imogen, and why Imogen sounds like home to Laudna.
This came out the day of C3E7, but before the episode aired. I make no claims to accuracy, it's all fanfic anyway!This takes place the morning after "What the Fuck Is Up With That?" in C3E6.
Title from Leonard Cohen's song Hallelujah.
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- Part 1 of Imogen/Laudna Pre-Campaign Brainrot
Bookmarked by holtzbabe
21 Jul 2023