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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    He swayed with the heavy wind buffeting the Liyue cliffside. Another storm was coming, if the thick smell of humidity and the rolling clouds in the direction of Inazuma were anything to go by.

    Guyun stone forest lay before him, a thousand years of harsh winds and acidic rains weathering the ancient stone pillars into rounded mounds. Water levels rising continuously had also done their part in drowning the remnants of an age so far gone even the people of the current time would likely fail to recall it in records.

    ‘People of the current time’.

    As though Teyvat still lived.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Anomalies found? Could that be any less helpful? My fucking blood is full of anomalies, that’s what you get for spending your formative years in Crime Alley.” And that was in addition to the regular miscellaneous cocktail of toxins and poisons residing in the blood of every Gothamite. That shit was, literally, in the water.

    “The analysis is configured for each individual,” Bruce grunted, obviously annoyed by the implied disparagement of his systems. Before Jason could reply, he pushed some buttons. A graph opened, zooming into Jason’s results.

    “Substance unknown,” Tim said as all of them stared at it. “And the concentration is very high.”

    Okay, fine, maybe that was bad.

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    Jason had no idea how bad. He really should've just left.

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    28 May 2026

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    Genos confesses to Saitama that he was born female.

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    On one hand, this is an alternate universe crossover wherein vampires and boogeymen aren't real, but John Winchester believes that they are, raising his boys to hunt threats that aren't there. Even after his eventual incarceration, Dean and Sam both suffer the consequences of growing up under his tutelage, and there still exists a sinister sect of an overarching doomsday cult that combines the forces of deluded hunters, and a criminal organization called the Men of Letters, to stave off a predicted apocalypse.

    On the other hand, this is a story about Sam Winchester, medical intern at Bethesda General, and Spencer Reid, criminal profiler for the BAU, as they meet, fall in love and build a life together against all odds.

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    13 May 2026

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