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    What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.

    Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.

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    Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    There's 1 in 70,000 people on the planet who have the gene needed to survive the Hail Mary's expedition. In that limited pool, 1 in maybe 1000 had the necessary skills needed for the mission — more dire still, even less people were willing to volunteer for what is essentially a suicide mission.

    When an explosion killed not only their science officers but also their engineers, Eva Stratt makes the tough decision to put 2 people on the spacecraft that no one was expecting to be even be candidates.

    One is a middle-school science teacher.

    One is a convicted eco terrorist.

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    AU where Simon did all his suffering on Earth and is dragged against his will onto the Hail Mary alongside Grace

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    18 Jun 2026

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    ❤️❤️❤️

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    Simon's not a butcher / Grace is not a lamb / They're both just fucked up humans / Doing the best they can.

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    02 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Lol dumbasses

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    No astrophage au. Grace is a teacher, Simon is a museum security guard, they meet during a field trip. Simon and Grace are both anxious wrecks who can’t talk about their feelings.

    Grace is trippin (ah) stumblin (ah) into Simon’s heart.

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    29 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Tkskgsljfjtskgshs
    Fuckin theater techs man (actor 😔)

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    Gracie was perfectly fine and happy with his life in Erid. He really was.
    Simon just wanted to live. What would he be willing to do to get it? Simon meets a strange, unusually clean man who tells him he's safe with him. It has to be some kind of trick, a twisted game he doesn't yet understand. But he's willing to play to get what he wants.
    Grace could communicate better; it would save them a lot of trouble.

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    23 May 2026