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Jungkook’s last chance out of the small human town he grew up in is studying at the all creature University Golden Oak. A monster university.
Jungkook takes the chance.
He meets werwolf Taehyung on this first day, and never looks back.
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22 Jun 2026
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red pyjamas with pink hearts by orphan_account for starlightksj
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Dec 2020
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A moment of stunned silence, and then, "Please, please, please, please, please!"
"Absolutely not!" Jungkook says, eyes wide and mouth agape, "I'm not pretending to be your boyfriend in front of your whole family!"
"Please!"
"No! We'll get found out, and besides, they seem too fancy for me," Jungkook replies, and it's a little too frantic. Namjoon knows he's not going down without a fight.
"They're not too fancy for you, what the hell are you talking about?"
"Are you kidding?!” Jungkook exclaims, voice rising. "They're going for cocktails at 3 pm, they're fancy."
"That's not fancy, that's a problem," Namjoon shakes his head. "Look... I'll do your laundry for a month."
"I like laundry."
"Fine," Namjoon grits his teeth. "Whatever you want, it's yours. Pick something."
Or,
A Namkook fake dating au with lots of pathetic gay pining.
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21 Jun 2026
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ILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: Moya lyubov please unblock meILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: Let me know when you’re ready to talk i will kneelILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: character not enough but i’ll kneel and apologiILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $5,000
Remarks: ze to you for hours if you want me to i missILYA ROZANOV has wired SHANE HOLLANDER $10,000
Remarks: you so muchYuna Hollander (Husband's Mom): Did you just wire my son $30K?
Ilya: It’s the only platform he cannot block me from Yuna I am desperate
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31 May 2026
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“Ugh, I mean I- it was nice. He’s nice,” Jungkook says miserably. Of course he would get a crush on his fucking boss, someone untouchable.
“You like him!” Jimin coos.
“Shut up, please,” Jungkook begs.
“You have a big old crush on Hot Boss,” Jimin says.
“Yeah he does!” Taehyung cheers from the background.
“But I can’t. It’s… unprofessional, and I mean I don’t even know how he feels-”
“Jungkook, he kissed you,” Jimin points out.
“What am I going to do?” Jungkook laments. He flops back onto his bed and rolls around in anguish.
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Jungkook works as a camera operator on a popular cooking show, Eat Jin, and ends up falling for the show host.
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30 May 2026
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One of me is cute, but two though? by Juni_luna for jaffakoo
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
21 Dec 2025
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It's Christmas time again at the Kim's holiday cottage, and Namjoon and his brothers have gathered their families to celebrate. The twins, Yoongi and Hobi, are potty training, Jimin and Taehyung have combined their wiles to get Namjoon and Seokjin as drunk as possible, and Jungkook is ovulating.
Like right now.
Jungkook is ovulating right now, and he refuses to let a few mishaps stop his mate from pupping him up this year.
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Jungkook and Namjoon want a pup for Christmas.
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11 May 2026