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Jaheira’s smile takes on that playful tilt it does when she’s about to explain whatever lanceboard strategy bullshit she used to fuck up one of Nine-Fingers’s operations. She says, “We are at a mutual disadvantage, Astele. Neither of us will look good if this gets out. You would not have placed yourself in this position without an intense desire to—”
“Oh, fuck the fucking fuck off,” says Nine-Fingers, relief hitting her like a train, and hauls Jaheira in for the kiss of her life.
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- Part 1 of owed six
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16 Aug 2025
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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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07 Dec 2024
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the way i feel about you baby can’t explain it by seabiscuit
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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“She won’t even admit that she’s gay for a New York City Ballet dancer. You think she would go for you, Rio Vidal of Cobb, Oklahoma?” Jenn raises an eyebrow, “IT service provider who plays Elden Ring in her spare time.”
“Maybe.” Chirps Rio. Hope does, after all, spring eternal.
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Rio goes from IT service monkey to fucking her very beautiful, very poised boss in a very short period of time. And then, of course, there’s the aftermath.
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01 Dec 2024
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honey come put your lips on mine (and shut me up) by tinyteamug
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jan 2025
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“Do not,” Agatha said to herself from her spot in the media booth, “you absolutely do not need to defend your honor against-”
Rio dropped her gloves.
“God fucking damn it.”
The Sharks’ forward had barely gotten her own gloves off before Rio’s fist connected with her jaw. The crowd erupted.
“I am going to kill her,” Agatha announced to no one in particular, already mentally drafting press releases. “Should’ve kept managing curling teams. Nobody ever gets punched in curling.”
OR: Gently feral hockey star Rio and long-suffering publicist Agatha who definitely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
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26 Nov 2024
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“No way,” Rio said, crossing her arms defensively. “Good for you, get that bag, but I’ll figure something else out.”
Jen’s laughter bubbled up, bright and teasing. “Sweetheart, you’re so sheltered. These women aren’t crusty old grandmas in rocking chairs. They’re powerful, rich, and they smell like Chanel, not mothballs. Some of them are absolutely stunning.” She tilted her head, studying Rio as if sizing her up for auction. “You’d clean up if you stopped being so stubborn. They’d eat you alive—and pay you for the privilege.”
OR: Struggling bartender Rio stumbles into a sugar baby situation with CEO Agatha Harkness. She can't figure out what the woman wants from her, or why she's letting herself go along with it.
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- Part 1 of Sugar and Honey Verse
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17 Nov 2024