helluvamealyah

Stylized drawing of Lucifer from the show Hazbin Hotel looking unimpressed and cunty.



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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    Lucifer falls limp, the light leaving his eyes.

    Golden blood pools around his head.

    Alastor reels back, nausea rising in his gut.

    He'd killed the devil.

    A complete and utter asshole, sure, but the only familiar thing Alastor had in this place. And he was gone. Leaving Alastor alone. Well and truly.

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    In which Alastor awakes in Hell and the first thing he does is kill Lucifer. Again.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    "I killed you." Alastor chokes out before he can stop himself. It's a stupid slip, one that can get him caught, but Lucifer's dead. He has to be, and Alastor's hallucinating, or- or something. Going crazy. Going fucking insane, because the person he'd killed and eaten last night is sitting in his bed and looking at him with his head tilted to the side like a damned golden retreiver.

    "You're silly." Lucifer says with a chuckle, "Here, let me help you up."

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Alastor has been the conductor of the orchestra for years, youngest ever to hold the position, thank you kindly. When the Board pushes for an open audition, he was prepared for the tone-deaf clout chasers to waste his time.
    He was not prepared for Lucifer, the man who ruined his mid-morning coffee run, to reignite the fire in his heart that once drove him to compose. He was not expecting the return of the muse he lost years ago to be accompanied by violin concertos and dazzling sapphire eyes.

    And Lucifer? He just needed to get out of his newly-leased divorcee pad and figured the old violin he found amidst the boxed up ruins of his marriage was better than pickleball.

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    Lucifer makes a deal with Alastor; an audition for a phone number. As in all things, they make a royal mess of it from there.

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    24 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    18 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    A post S2 exploration of the various punishments Hell inflicts upon it's denizens, and how that impacts the relationships built...

    So far just a lot of radioapple hypnokink honestly, but like... Character study within that?

    I may add more to this later, so leaving it open, but it is by no means active nor does it have a big overarching plan.

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    15 Jun 2026