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    "I'm not plotting. So will you kindly bugger off?"
    "If you're not, then why have you been acting weird lately?"
    Baz raises his eyebrow in that slow way that makes Simon's spine tingle. "You mean, vaguely civil?"
    "Uh. Sure. That."
    "Because I had the clearly absurd hope that it might make you more likely to leave me the fuck alone."
    Simon thrusts a finger at Baz in triumph. It’s unimpressive, from so many meters away. "So you could plot something!"
    "So I could have some peace," Baz hisses.
    Simon rolls his eyes. "You'd have no idea what to do with yourself."
    The curl of Baz’s lip is achingly slow. "I'd love to find out," he drawls.


    It's a snow day at Watford! Simon is thrilled and wants to play and explore. Baz is cold and hungry and needs to hunt. When their paths cross in the Wavering Wood, the enchanting winter wonderland sets the perfect atmosphere for flirting—until a goblin attack slices through their moment.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Eight weeks into their final year at Watford, Baz finally returns—and he's riddled with nightmares. Simon, for more reasons than he'd like to think about, has been sleeping poorly too.

    Frayed nerves and a fragile truce carve out a space for them in the dark of night. Their room atop the tower becomes a place where they can talk and ache and profess and yearn, slowly, slowly.

    Sharing a room (with a siren) (with an open fire) is sometimes more than either one can bear. Baz wants more, but can't have it; Simon has no idea what he wants.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Simon casts a truth spell on Baz that only works if the target has something they want to tell you but won't. They can't stop telling the truth until they confess what they want to.

    Baz spends the next few weeks avoiding everyone and everything while trying to break the spell.

    Simon spends them trying to corner Baz and get him to reveal what he's plotting.

    Penny spends eternity letting out exasperated sighs and 'I told you so's.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Five times Ronan slept at Adam's, and the one time Adam asked him to.

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    31 May 2026

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    “Game is over,” he says. “You won. I lost. I was annoying. Normal.”

    “That’s not—” Shane starts, then stops, because he actually doesn't know how to finish that thought without sounding like an idiot. His jaw works, teeth grinding together.

    That's not what I meant. That's not the point. You said I was boring and you were right and I need you to say it again so I know where I stand, so I know what you think of me, so I can stop waiting for the other shoe to drop.

    He settles for: “You were kind of an asshole.”

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    20 May 2026