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    February 4th, 1977, was a Friday. It was also a full moon. Maybe if it had been left like that, things would’ve been simple. As it came to be, it wasn’t just a full moon; not like the other ones usually were. It was one that Sirius Black would remember for the rest of his life.

    or: the prank happens, sirius gets dumped and the rest of the gryffindors sides with remus. enter barty and the slytherins stage left.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    "Love, baby."

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    09 Sep 2025

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    Regulus Black never asked to be a demigod. He never asked to be born into that family, or to live in that camp, yet here he is, still holding up by himself ever since Sirius…
    A sudden meeting with a newly found demigod gives Regulus an opportunity he’s always hoped for, one that Sirius would have -did- give his life for.
    This time he won’t let that chance slip through his fingers and Regulus flees, but more surprises await him in the new place and it seems the danger has not yet ceased.

    Regulus and his friends are chosen to save humanity from total disaster, and go on a quest which will turn them into heroes.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    When Regulus Black woke up in 1991 after he was supposed to die twelve years prior, he realized two things. One, the locket he had worked so hard to steal had never been destroyed so the Dark Lord was still alive. And two, Harry Potter, James Potter's son, was in danger.

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    Regulus goes to school with the Golden Trio.

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    09 Sep 2025

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    to get one's just deserts: to receive the appropriate reward or (more usually) punishment for one's actions.

    The door to the car opened with a whine, followed by the coughing of a pathetic old man.

    Barty walked to him, the pavement as light beneath his trainers as a cloud. He was skipping. He was laughing. He was crying. He was God and the Devil and Man. He was cutting the umbilical cord as he was born.

    Abraxas Malfoy was crawling, and that was so fitting. On the side of his face where the airbag had impacted, there were small cuts like a dusting of weeping freckles. The skin looked raw and burned. The eye socket was swelling and the whites of the eye were spiderwebbed red.

    Barty had never seen anything so beautiful.

    Malfoy didn’t cry or beg for his life. He was spitting profanities, assuring Barty of his power and how Barty would suffer for this. He didn’t apologise. He didn’t repent. He didn’t revert to a quivering mass of tears and call out for his own mother.

    He didn’t believe.

    So, Barty stood above him, and he aimed the gun.

    The Order is dead. The rich must pay. The city will burn. Evan and Barty fall in love.

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    09 Sep 2025