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  1. Summary

    i take song requests just comment what you want

    featured songs:
    andrew in drag - the magnetic fields
    wiseman - frank ocean

    planned songs:
    goodbye, my danish sweetheart - mitski
    once more to see you - mitski
    mojo pin - jeff buckley
    but not kiss - faye webster
    bad idea! - girl in red
    W.D.Y.W.F.M. - the neighbourhood
    take me to church - hozier
    the last of the real ones - fall out boy
    novacane - frank ocean (tentative)
    white ferrari - frank ocean (specifically the outro)
    no one noticed - the marias
    nothing - bruno major
    race - alex g
    vampire empire - big thief
    you and i - bare: a pop opera

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    Wherein Tim Drake rents out Apartment 33 approximately 14 weeks before the Visitor makes its appearance.

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    tim drake rapunzel au, served with angst and a side of fluff

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    Jean Loo's world gets flipped upside down when a stranger dumps a baby on him. It's okay, though; this isn't the first time fate has decided to play tricks on him.

    He figures it out (with the help of a few others).

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    17 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    read this while sick. made me feel tons better

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    "He said it was just a stronger edible," Wyatt says. "Apparently it was supposed to be super natural, and relaxing and rejuvenating, not the weak Canadian shit, and—"

    "You say a bad word, Hazy," Ilya interrupts, pointing a tiny finger at him.

    "Right." Wyatt winces. "Sorry, kid."

    Rejuvenating. Shane turns the word over in his mind a few times, while readjusting Ilya’s little body in his arms.

    Jesus fucking Christ.

    -

    or, with the help of some mysterious russian candy and a very loving husband, ilya rozanov heals his inner child.

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    31 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i think i melted (positive)

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    Shane leaves to give Ilya space after their worst fight. He never comes home.

    Now Ilya has to live with the last words he said to the man he loved: "Get the fuck out. I don't want to see your face."

    Some apologies come too late.

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    25 May 2026

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    crode

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    “Got someone special waiting for you?”

    Shane’s breath hitches and he looks up, big, brown orbs settling on the person behind the camera. There’s a blush crawling across his freckles, his voice unsteady as he answers.

    “I wanted to celebrate with Lily, but she isn’t here.”

    The video ends shortly after, and the internet collectively loses its mind. Within minutes #FindLily is trending across all social media platforms, women from across the globe begging Shane to dump her ass.

    OR on the night that Shane wins the cup for a second year in a row, the internet learns of Lily and goes absolutely nuts.
    Inevitably, so does Ilya Rozanov.

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    3/3
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    26 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    my heart…. my heart it is melting…

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    “You want to talk to people about me?” Shane asked quietly.

    There was something small and confused in the question. But Ilya was still furious and raw.

    “Well I would,” he sneered, “if there was anything about you that was fucking interesting to talk about! It would be nice to not be so fucking bored and miserable!”

    The second the words left his mouth, he watched the pain roll across Shane's features like a thousand fractures shattering through glass.

    Ilya had seen Shane nearly break ribs. He had seen him miss game-winning shots, take hits that left bruises blooming purple and black across his skin. He had never seen this.

    Shane closed his eyes for a long moment. He shook his head slightly, a tiny movement, then nodded once as if agreeing with something only he could hear. His face twisted briefly with a fresh wave of pain before he forced it to still.

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    What if Shane and Ilya don't make up so easily after the Boxing Day fight? The Centaur's plane never malfunctions, so Shane never proposes. Instead, Ilya gives him an ultimatum on coming out and going public. It backfires spectacularly.

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    Chapters:
    16/16
    Comments:
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    26 Apr 2026