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To get my name on your skin by Valhallaeiru
Fandoms: Marvel 616, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
19 Feb 2025
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As soon as you're born, your wrists can be embellished by a name or more. You can be lucky, and find your soulmates and have a tale-like happy ending.
Or, you can be like Wade, who keeps refusing the one and the only name on his wrist, because 1) he has a crush for SPider-Man, 2) he can't trust Peter Parker, and 3), but he is not ready to say it aloud, he is scared, afraid of Peter Parker fragility and his humanity.
The most logical thing to do is to openly reject his soulmate and keep drooling after Spidey's ass.But... what happens when Spider-Man disappears and your soulmate, fragile, human Peter, starts hanging out with the one and only Nightcrawler...?
Are they dating?
Are they together?!
WHAT ARE THEY?Oh, White and Yellow have so much to say about all of this!
(Inspired by the Spidery/DeadPool issues from 2016 to 2019.)
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16 Jun 2026
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Scar Tissue That I Wish You Saw by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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Weasel turns around, excitedly cursing up a storm as he jams the numbers into the old landline of Sister Margaret’s.
“Come on, Wade, pick up, pick up-- Heyyy Wade!” Weasel grins triumphantly when he hears the line pick up.
“The fuck do you want now?”
“Listen, man, I’ve got a hit that’ll set you up for life--”
“I can’t die, Weas.”
Weasel scowls at the keypad. “Yeah, yeah, semantics, whatever, it’ll set you up for a solid few decades at least, and I could retire off the gratuity, so you better get your avocado-looking ass down here right goddamn now. The guy calling the hit is pretty high level, and explicitly asking for you.”
Weasel thinks he’s sold the pitch well, but he’s met with silence. He sighs.
“Also , any of the drinks you get while you’re here for this meeting are on him.”
"I'll be there in five."
In which Tony Stark finally gets around to doing a background check on one of his higher level “employees”, Peter Parker. He finds something unexpected. Wade Wilson gets to deal with it.
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16 Jun 2026
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DEAD-CENTRE by ANONisGOD
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
20 Dec 2025
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Deadpool's just passing through a dusty town looking for work. A WANTED poster catches his eye, and so does the name "Spider-Man".
A bounty worth $10,000 is more than enough reason to hang around."I came to this dustball of a town to make ten grand and maybe shoot something. Instead, I got emotionally compromised by a sad farm twink with beautiful eyes and commitment issue. Send help. Or pie."
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16 Jun 2026
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symphony by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Dec 2025
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Just when everything finally seems to be going his way, Peter Parker's life takes a turn for the worse. In the span of two weeks, he accidentally creates a new supervillain, pisses off his best friend, loses his job, and gets stabbed in the back — literally. But that's just Parker luck, right?
Or: Everything that can go wrong, does. But at least Deadpool's finally back in town.
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16 Jun 2026
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That time Deadpool (almost) dies. by Harris_Collins
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Feb 2026
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Spider-man and Deadpool find themselves trying to keep Rhino from destroying the city while the police arrive, things only go south from there. When Peter finds himself taken out of battle, by the time he returns, it's too late.
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Deadpool temporarily dies and Peter thinks he's died for real, angst ensues.
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16 Jun 2026