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  1. Rec 5

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    Stanley and Xeno are officially moving into their new home together, and things could not be going any better.
    Except for one tiny little problem, that is.
    Xeno keeps disappearing into a curtained off section of the house instead of helping, and refuses to let Stanley see what is inside.

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    29 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Stanley gets to spend time at home but not in peace unfortunately.

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    28 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “There is nothing in this world I would not do for you,” Stanley looks him in the eye. “I would burn it all for you, if you asked me to. I would crawl through hell to get back to you.” Stanley says in lieu of an explanation.

    “Because of the radish?” Xeno looks at him with raised eyebrows, surprised at the outburst.

  3. Rec 11

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    When this absolute lunatic was your age, he got thrown into a juvenile holding cell because he built a literal, functioning railgun in his backyard and accidentally took out the neighbors tool shed.

    Maybe bringing a bomb to a dodgeball game wasn't the best idea. But just what would an ten year old know?

    Thankfully, Senku can always rely on Dr. X! A respected NASA scientist, brilliant engineer, and unquestionably responsible adult, to provide a mature and reasonable perspective.

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    28 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THIS IS SO FUNNY LOLOLOL

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    "I see." Xeno puts his pen and notebook down and props his chin up on one hand, smiling indulgently. "I should have known. Over a hundred shots, hm? You and your guns, Stan. How endearingly predictable."
    "Hey!" Stanley flushes. "It- it ain't about that, not really. And anyway," he accusingly points his lollipop at Xeno, "you can't talk, Mr. Nobel-Prize-Stroke, how's that any more unpredictable from you!? Quit throwing stones from your glasshouse, man."

     

    Or: a tale of two teenagers talking about 1930s outlaws, ride-or-die lovers, and the ideal death - and everything that follows.

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    28 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Stan used to answer with a promise that he would, but also always teased Xeno for not managing to just say “goodbye, love you, come home soon”. He misses that.

    He misses so much. He will continue missing these things.

  5. Rec 21

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    "Xeno-chan," comes the playful trill of Gen's voice, like a death sentence. "This smell... have you been smoking?"
    "Obviously not, Mr. Gen." Xeno lies, somewhat futilely. What hope does he have, to deceive the deceiver? When his body, his clothes, have been marinating in the stench all night? "It's a filthy habit, for which I have little understanding or patience."
    "Hmm, yes. Filthy indeed..." Gen purrs, cat-like smile stretching over his face - and Xeno gets this horrible feeling that he knows.

    That Asagiri Gen somehow, somehow knows exactly what Xeno did last night, cigarette in one hand and his cock in the other.

     

    [Now with art by Aroshi in the second chapter!]

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    28 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    And until then, Xeno will work feverishly on rocket plans each day; and sometimes, on dark, moonless nights, he will light up a cigarette and pretend it tastes like Stanley Snyder's kisses.