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It’s a nice, cool, jubilant night, and Nori is doing his damnedest not to cry.
He’s leaning against a wall, staring blankly down at his trembling arms, marred with ugly, glaring scars. The sleeves of his shirt are rolled up to his elbows, and the cool breeze bites against the exposed flesh.
He’s been here, leaning against the dark, freezing stone walls of Erebor, for nearly an hour now. His arms have only intensified with their trembling, and his breathing is quick, sharp, uneven gasps. It’s a panic attack, he knows, but he can’t tear his gaze away from the long, serrated, bumpy scars along his arms, given to him by a group of cruel Orcs who had jumped him during that Final Battle and dragged him, kicking and screaming, into a deep, dark, rancid smelling cave, where they pinned him down and tore at his clothes and then–
Stop.
Don’t.
Don’t think about it.
Just. Just breathe.
The only thing worse than Orcs in Dwarven culture is a warrior taking their own life. Cowardly, they’d call him. Funny how he’s cowardly enough to steal but not cowardly enough to die.
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Not Quite Team Red by gregwonmoney
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Aug 2025
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Deadpool actually jumps with glee at that. “Oh-em-gee! We should totally call ourselves Team Red!” He shouts, flailing his arms about like he’s drowning and not standing on dry-ass concrete.
Jason huffs, tilting his head towards the very-obviously-Not-Red-alien-with-abs-thing standing literally just an arm’s length away. “Eh. Not quite Team Red.”
Venom nods agreeably, Daredevil cocks his head to the side like a puppy, and Deadpool, to Jason's absolute goddamn chagrin, pouts.
What the actual fuck.
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- Part 1 of Paint It, Red
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The Joker knows. He’s always known the little birdie’s secret. Jason Todd may be a dead man legally, but the Joker knows of the little birdie’s resurrection; of the pit-madness roaring through his veins; of the alias he goes by, now, one that the Joker is very familiar with. Oh, yes, the Joker knows. He knows he knows he knows…
The Joker smiles.
“Looks like the birdie’s come back to play ha ha HA ha HA!”In which the Joker isn’t killed so simply. In which the Joker, the looming shadow behind Batman’s own, doesn’t go down falling. He goes down laughing. He goes down laughing with his claws thoroughly ingrained in the little birdie he killed. And will kill, again and again and again because the mind is many things, but “resilient” isn’t one of them.
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- Part 1 of Six-Way Crossing
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Paint It, Red by gregwonmoney
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
04 Aug 2025
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A rabid zombie who thinks he’s sane (he isn’t), a blind man who plays with sharp objects, a constantly disheveled guy with an alien kink, and a man who wears spandex with an obsession with furries all walk into a bar, proceed to accidentally murder everyone in the building while apologizing profusely (except the rabid zombie, that guy’s fucked up), make fun of extremely dangerous criminals, fall through interdimensional holes that show up out of nowhere, and end up saving the world. Not entirely in that order.
Maybe they learn some stuff about each other and themselves along the way—you never know.
Series made up of these two fics:
Not Quite Team Red (in progress)
Still Not Quite Team Red (planned)- Words:
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A Character Study of Jason Todd as he deals with Pit-Madness, insane Serial Killers, people in bat costumes, and the mirror's reflection.
Spanning a trilogy of this order:
One-Way Train (Complete!)
Two-Way Station (Planned)
Three-Way Track (Planned)- Words:
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- Bookmarks:
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I Couldn’t Stand the Person Inside Me I Turned All the Mirrors Around by Princessfbi
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
02 Jan 2021
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The shattering sound of plates erupted in the air like a crack of thunder and Eddie’s gaze shot up from his phone. Something was wrong. It was a hair thin trigger that had been switched the moment he caught sight of his boyfriend and the whole world could’ve stopped for all Eddie knew. Buck was staring down at his hands, breathing way too fast, and drowning in some kind of panic that only he could see.
“Eddie?” Carla called. “Is everything all right?”
Something must have shown on his face if she took the phone away from Christopher.
“My hands won’t work,” Buck said so quietly.
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“Oh my God,” the girl says.
It’s not the oddest exclamation Eddie’s heard from a person who’s just crashed their car into a telephone pole, but more the way it’s said: something dizzied and a little resigned, as though she is both concussed and mostly just inconvenienced by it. It’s enough for Eddie to peer into the window as Buck heaves at the car door with the jaws of life, armed with a penlight. “Ma’am, can you tell me your name?”
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” the girl says, which doesn’t quite sound like a name to Eddie. He’s just about to tell her as much until she goes, “You’re LAFD Updates man.”
or, five times someone recognises Eddie as the LAFD Updates man.
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- Part 2 of Mr LAFD Updates Man
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LAFD Updates (@L*A*F*D_Metro)
LAFD Alert: Red-level traffic on Gardiner Road this morning. If you are trying to get into the city centre consider taking Westerley Lane.buck 🔥🔥 (@firebuck)
so true bestie
or, Eddie mans the LAFD Twitter account. Buck tries to be supportive.Series
- Part 1 of Mr LAFD Updates Man
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Buck doesn’t think that if he were to say, “I’m in a bad place”, that anyone would turn him away. Really, he doesn’t. The 118 has too many good, kind people for that.
But every time he wants to open his mouth, to say something, to reach out to Eddie or Bobby or Hen or Chim, he hears Eddie yelling, “you’re exhausting.”
—you’re exhausting, you’re exhausting, you’re exhausting—
So each day he does his job and he laughs and he jokes and he pretends he’s the care-free goofball he’s always been. And each day he packs away his bruises and his worries, takes them home to his empty loft with its quiet rooms, and licks his wounds in silence.
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words, how little they mean when they're a little too late by Polish_Amber
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
12 Mar 2023
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Margaret and Phillip spent years not seeing their children and then slowly got back into contact with them until this point, where they think they’re in a pretty decent place, actually.
Except then Buck gets injured and, as his hospital room fills with evidence of a life they know absolutely nothing about and they meet and hear about people they’ve never heard of (including a child?!), they realise that perhaps it was all simply too little, too late after all.
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Or, the one where Buck builds a family and his birth parents get exposed to pieces of it in the aftermath of 6x10: In a Flash.