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Karkat met Sollux in the 8th grade. (A short solkat headcanon of mine, all of these events happen before CCAIC.)
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- Part 2 of Coffee Creamer and Idle Chat
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There's a little coffee shop on the corner that you've always adored. Quiet, with a gentle atmosphere, more than once you've made your way over to escape the drunken grasp of your mother. There was an open piano, and often times you've seen your friend John perform, skilled fingers dancing across keys as he played a variety of songs, from mellow piano pieces to smooth, happy jazz. Occasionally his sister and your best friend, Jade, plays relaxing bass alongside him, and your coolguy brother lays down sweet melodies with his sax. You thoroughly enjoy their music, and although you dabble in violin yourself, you're much more comfortable sipping an au lait and listening than actually performing.
At one of these performances you met the only girl that would occupy your mind for as long as you could think.
Her name is Kanaya.
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- Part 1 of Coffee Creamer and Idle Chat
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Your name is Dave Strider. Currently you are with your friend, John Egbert, and he is going off on how great some dumb movie is. You don't actually know whether or not the movie is bad, but knowing John, it probably is.
(basically this is the most stereotypical johndave smut ever sign)
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A Humanstuck AU in which Karkat manages a cafe where everyone likes to meet up and chat over a cup of the brew of their choosing.
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The Demanding Circumstance Of Being Coffee With Cream by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Jan 2013
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"Wait a second...I know you," The employee says peering at you over the rim of his glasses. "Dave? Oh, gosh, Dave Strider?"
"...Egbert? John Egbert?"
"Yea. Man, it's been a while." John said nervously, scratching the back of his nappy hair.
"Yea, like what, three years now?"
"Almost four," He corrects.
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24 Jan 2013
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[set in the 'Space Bro' verse.]
In which Equius Zahhak, postdoc in robotics research, meets Eridan Ampora, professional movie extra and drama queen, and begins having disturbing dreams about a merman with great big sharp pointy teeth. And also falls in love, despite all the evidence that it's a dumb thing to do.
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17 Jan 2013
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Dirk has an unrelenting, obsessive crush on his older brother. Dave has a new publicity gimmick in the pipeline, one that involves a lot of expensive silk and an even greater amount of bared skin. These two facts are entirely unrelated; neither is particularly good for Dirk's mental health.
Or, in which the fact that Dirk Strider really wants to kiss his attractive father figure on the mouth is not helped in the slightest by the way Dave looks in a dress, and in which Dirk is determined to get his way in the end regardless of personal cost.
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11 Jan 2013
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Dean's sure he's a top. Only problem is, Sam's pretty sure that's his job ...
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04 Jan 2013
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in which Dean Winchester is rendered even more irresistible than usual by a particularly passionate goddess, to Sam's considerable distress.
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26 Nov 2012