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  1. Public Bookmark 92

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    “I think maybe Pepa's setting you up with the wrong people,” Buck blurts out.

    “I did like him, he just–”

    “I mean–” Buck huffs, and then he really gets going, “he’s basically just some–some emotionally unavailable douche who dragged you all the way out to Studio City fully intending to ditch you until he realized he had a chance to get in your pants, which–where, in some restroom? And don’t even get me started on–like, you said you sucked his dick, but what about you? Did he even get you off? That doesn’t sound very considerate! Frankly, he sounds like a terrible guy, and you should let me set you up with someone!”

    Eddie’s brain isn’t going remotely as fast as Buck’s, because he’s still slowly making his way from his first thought (did I ever tell him I was meeting Matt in Studio City?) to his second one (has he been thinking about if and how I got off this whole time?) when Buck says that last part, and then it takes another moment to sink in. He blinks at the table. He blinks at Buck. “I’m sorry, what was that?”

    Or: Eddie comes out, Pepa takes the initiative, and Buck follows her lead.

     

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    17 Jun 2026

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    "Listen, I can read between the lines. You're the birthday girl, he's the fiancé, I'm the present, right? Full disclosure, I have like six and a half roommates, so I hope you don't want to come to my place."

    "Jesus, I knew the economy was bad, but six? And a half?" Tommy asks.

    "That's four official roommates, two roommates' girlfriends who don't pay rent, and one fuckbuddy who supposedly isn't anything serious but still sleeps over four nights a week." Buck counts them off on his fingers. It's not that he doesn't ever bring girls back to his place, but he knows instinctively that a woman like Abby deserves better than a mattress on the floor and music blasting from the other side of the wall.

    "Can't argue with that math," Abby says, finishing her wine.

    "Well, we don't have any roommates," Tommy says, "but we do have a California king."
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    Buck gets picked up in a bar and has a threesome so good it breaks an engagement. The engagement isn't even his, which might make it worse.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    “Well,” Buck says, as Eddie slams the hood of the car shut on the smoking engine, some twenty minutes after crossing the border into Arizona. “That’s unfortunate.”

     

    Or: one ambulance ride, hospital visit, partial drive, tow truck, shitty motel with one bed, and weird comment from a sheriff later, BuckandEddie finally find their last piece and make it home.

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    This boy was someone’s baby.

    “Earl…” Bonnie’s voice was so desperate with hope. Earl looked over his shoulder at her. She’d climbed out of the truck and the flood lights bathed her in her shadows of darkness and beams of brightness. Her hands were clasped as if in prayer in front of her chest as she stared at them. “Earl, is he…”

    And now he was Bonnie’s.

     

    Earl’s POV of the kidnapping.

    BTHB Prompt: Cradling Someone in Their Arms

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    16 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 99

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    Between the ages of 0 and 31, Buck speedruns the L, T, and B in LGBT. (Eddie will have to take care of the G.)

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    “I think my hairline is receding,” Buck says, flinging himself dramatically into a deck chair. “That can happen with testosterone, you know!”

    “I’m all too aware,” Bobby says wryly.

    “Your hair looks great, Cap,” Buck says seriously. “I can only hope to have your follicular density at such an advanced age.”

    “Watch it,” Bobby tells him, and Buck grins up at him.

    “I have to start shaving,” he says. “I’m getting scruffy. Isn’t that awesome? Do you think I could pull off a beard?”

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    03 Jun 2026