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    “Ilay.” His voice was calm in a way that suggested it wouldn’t stay that way for long. “Have you seen the oats?”

    There was a long pause and then a splash. After some muffled words, Ilya’s voice travelled throughout the house, his tone letting Shane know that he was up to no good.

    “…..Define ‘saw’.”

    Shane closed his eyes, taking a deep breath. Of course, Ilya had something to do with the missing oats. Of course, his husband would decide today was the day to dabble in petty theft.

    “Ilya, what did you do with them? I’m trying to prep our breakfast for the week.”

    There was another stretch of silence, only broken up by the sound of splashing water coming from the bathroom.

    “They’re not gone, just not breakfast anymore.”

     

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    Shane just wants to meal prep in peace. Unfortunately, Ilya has other ideas, and Anya is just along for the ride.

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    (Please ignore any spelling and grammar mistakes. I'm violently dyslexic and always miss something.)

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    20 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is going to murder his agent.

    And he means that literally. Because his agent is the reason he’s currently wearing a hot mic during Hockey Night in Canada. Against the Ottawa Centaurs. Against Ilya.

    Ilya, who has no filter. Ilya, who thinks workplace professionalism is a hilarious suggestion for other people. Ilya, who has spent a decade perfecting the art of saying absolutely unhinged things to Shane on the ice, safe in the knowledge that nobody can hear him.

    Ilya, who definitely doesn’t know about the microphone.

    What follows is sixty minutes of Shane’s life flashing before his eyes while his secret boyfriend enthusiastically discusses their sex life, their broken furniture, and exactly what he wants to do to Shane after the game — all broadcast to millions of viewers.

    The problem? Shane can’t get a word in edgewise to warn him.

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    17 May 2026

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    Hi. This is Ilya. I will never listen to your voicemail.

    The greeting wasn’t a joke or an exaggeration—it was the truth. Shane leaves messages anyway, confessions to a digital void that will never judge him, and never push him away.

    At least, that’s what he thinks.

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    17 May 2026

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    +1 (617) 555-9214
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    thinking about u

    +1 (857) 555-4473
    i’m guessing this wasn’t meant for me

    +1 (617) 555-9214
    fuck.

    or: Shane Hollander receives a thirst trap from an unknown number - and absolutely should not reply, especially considering how much he and Ilya Rozanov can’t stand each other in real life.

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    17 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    He glances over his shoulder at Ilya, preparing to tease him for getting hard in this situation, only to find that his eyes have gone somewhat glossy, and he looks like he’s concentrating very hard on breathing steadily.

    “Ilya?” Shane says. Ilya looks at him, but it’s more like an instinct, like how Anya will immediately respond to her name, and-

    Oh, fuck.

    Three times Ilya needed to be patient, and one time he didn't.

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    17 May 2026