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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    "Would be a SHAME if you couldn't even talk to your brother, eh, SMART GUY?"

    (AU where Bill retaliates when Ford sends the postcard and makes sure talking isn't an option. Based on @kale-of-the-forbidden-cities AU on Tumblr!)

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    05 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Summary: a few days after SpongeBob and Patrick took the best friend quiz in their “Simple-ton” magazine (Patrick failing horribly). SpongeBob decides to try again on a slow day at work.

    (Edit: Nov. 8th 2025: YALL ATE TIS UP TYSM

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    05 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    After Spongebob gets tipsy on ice cream at a Krusty Krab employee potluck party, Squidward takes it upon himself to take the sea sponge home to make sure he doesn't hurt himself.

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    05 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    It's Christmas time in Bikini Bottom and Spongebob couldn't be more excited! Despite being a proud pessimist, Squidward is also quite excited, for he has figured out the perfect way to express his true feelings to the sponge he loves.

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    05 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    After a rough morning SpongeBob finally arrives at work only for Squidward to snap at him. Nothing new really, Or so Squidward thinks. But when SpongeBob goes silent, it starts to bother him which is weird because he should be glad that the boy finally shut up. He should be thanking god for making this miracle happen. But instead he’s forced to confront feelings he kept buried for years.

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    05 Jul 2026