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On Murking Paths by generalmayhem
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (TV), Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell & Related Fandoms
21 Sep 2025
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Childermass has encountered vampyres several times over the course of his life, and never without bloodshed. When he finds one in the room of his employer, one Mr. Norrel, he fears for the worst.
Featuring John Segundus as the world's least expected vampire, John Childermass as Gilbert Norrel's goth soccer mom, and Lucas, the Robin to Childermass's Batman.
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Oak Galls & Honey by generalmayhem
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (TV), Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell & Related Fandoms
16 Mar 2024
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John Segundus sets out to trap a goblin and free the Magicians of York from a totally unjust enchantment. The goblin, upon meeting Mr. Segundus, is hoplessly smitten.
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Prisoner 314 talks to his shadow. Sometimes, his shadow talks back.
It doesn't occur to him that he might be going crazy. If he tries too hard to figure out what's real and what isn't, he might go insane.
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The serum does wear off, but Steve still makes it to the 21st century. The future means a boring desk job at S.H.I.E.L.D., until the Winter Soldier shoots his boss and then breaks into his apartment. Repeatedly.
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20 Jul 2026
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Strange Flesh and All That by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Mar 2014
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Crowley laughs. He can’t help it. And the wine is very good.
“What’s funny?” Aziraphale asks.
“Are you joking?” Crowley tilts his head to look at him over his glasses. “No, nothing at all, this is all perfectly normal. Very dull conversation really.”
Aziraphale smiles back. “What’s funnier, dear boy? That I’ve considered it or that you haven’t?”- Language:
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16 Jul 2026
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I Was Born To Love You by AnnetheCatDetective
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Mar 2019
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Crowley shows up to take Aziraphale to lunch, and for the first time in quite a good while, he flashes just a bit of ankle.
And that's how it all begins.
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11 Jul 2026
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After the Apocalypse came, changed its mind, and went, nothing much changed. Except, slowly, very very slowly, some things did.
Alternatively: Aziraphale and Crowley are beset by the curious youth of Heaven and Hell.
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10 Jul 2026
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In which the Apocalypse Mark Two is averted by a bucket of holy water, a hosepipe and Crowley answering the door with no trousers on.
Alternatively, in which Aziraphale is Actually Scarier Than The Devil.
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10 Jul 2026