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    The universe had decided Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov were perfect for each other, so it sent them an unmistakable sign. Unfortunately, the two of them have a lot of practice in mistaking things. So the universe tries again, and again.

    Or: how many soulmate tropes does it take to get two oblivious hockey boys together?

    “Dude, did you get a tattoo?”
    Shane looked over. Shelly, who had the stall next to his at the CN Sports Complex locker room, was staring at Shane’s left arm.
    “Uh, no?”
    “What the fuck is it, then? Looks gnarly as hell.”
    Shane looked down at the dark squiggly shape on his delt, an irregular blob slightly bigger than a loonie. Its edges were a series of indentations and protrusions, kind of like a jigsaw puzzle piece. If he’d seen this on anyone else, he would’ve assumed it was a tattoo, too. A shitty one that should be lasered off ASAP.
    “I don’t know,” he said. “It kinda showed up out of nowhere, like, last night.”

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Steve's been friends with Bucky for fourteen years. Unfortunately, he's also been in love with him for nearly just as long. He's been pretty good at hiding that over the past few years - until he follows a porn link one night and accidentally discovers that his best friend is secretly a camboy. Steve really shouldn't watch those videos... Not with the filthy things Bucky does to himself that gets him screaming every time he comes...

    He shouldn't... he really fucking shouldn't.

    But Steve's only human.

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    02 May 2026

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    Shane is stooped over to strap on his shin guards when his phone buzzes once in Hayden’s hand.

    He doesn’t mean to tap the notification.

    And oh god, does he wish he could un-tap the fucking notification.

    Because why the fuck has Lily, Shane’s mysterious Boston hook-up of several years (no matter how fervently he denies it), sent him a picture of a fucking sonogram.

    Black and white, blurry, and undeniably baby-shaped.

    Ilya makes a joke, Hayden breaks Shane’s phone, and a comedy of errors ensues.

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    02 May 2026

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    5+1 where shane and ilya are married, but no one knows. they decided the best way to handle the situation is clear; fall in love again in front of the other centaurs.

    5 “firsts” +1 where the centaurs lose their mind.

    title from everything is romantic by charli xcx

    Chapter 1: planning
    Chapter 2: crushing
    Chapter 3: flirting
    Chapter 4: dating
    Chapter 5: kissing
    Chapter 6: laughing

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Shane sometimes scrolled through lists and descriptions of kinks, for research and to see if something piqued his interest. Today his eye caught on an article titled “Free Use: How To Make It Work For You”. Shane skimmed through the article, and he was sold. He wanted Ilya to come home now so he could ask him if he'd be interested.

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    Free Use Shane Hollander

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    12 Apr 2026