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It’s been a long, shitty month - scratch that, it’s been a long, shitty year - and Dream is ready for something new. So, he asks George on a date.
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16 Jul 2026
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Dream is dropping his keys on the counter. He’s dropping his keys, and he’s walking around the back of the couch, still staring at the screen.
He sits down.
This can’t be happening. There is no way Dream just walked in on George getting off, evidence still pulled up on the screen in full high definition glory, and instead of doing the normal person thing and leaving to avoid any awkward conversations, he just…
Plops himself down. Right on the other end of the couch, just a few feet away from where George is clutching the pillow to his lap for dear life, flames burning in his cheeks. As if this is any other normal interaction for the two of them. Like he walked in on George watching a new episode of Better Call Saul and not Brunet Twink is a Cock-Hungry Slut: Part II.
George thinks he might die.
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16 Jul 2026
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The first time Luffy walks into the Baratie with Usopp and Zoro during lunch rush, Sanji has to go stand in the walk-in freezer to scream into his hands. He wants to tell Zoro to get the fuck out. He cannot tell Zoro to get the fuck out, because that’s unreasonable and rude.
Just because Zoro is—unfortunately—Sanji’s type in men doesn’t mean Sanji can act like a child around him.
See, Sanji wasn't gay until he met Gin. Gin wasn't gay, either. What they did together was everything from "practice" to "just some fun" to "giving a friend a hand" (or mouth, or hole). But they certainly, absolutely were not boyfriends because Gin was straight and Sanji was straight.
It was perfect, until Sanji had to go and ruin it by liking it too much. He flew too close to the gay-sun and his not-gay wings of wax melted, go fucking figure.
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- Part 1 of These Things Happen 'Verse
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14 Feb 2026
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Dealing with Sanji makes Zoro develop a lot of opinions about clothes. It only gets worse when the cook comes back from Momoiro Island.
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12 Feb 2026
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Zoro Roronoa is a retired black-ops agent suffering from PTSD; after moving to a small town and getting married in hopes of leaving that life behind him, a chance meeting with a smarmy, blond paramedic changes all of that. Thus ensues a summer of tempestuous desires, heart-wrenching decisions, and unforeseen espionage.
[Modern AU. ZoSan. Slow Burn.]
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11 Feb 2026