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After the war, Draco Malfoy finds that he still has much use for his Legilimency. For example: using it to seduce Hermione Granger.
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19 Oct 2025
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It's the summer between college and university and everything is about is about to change.
Hermione and Ron have always been on the cusp of something and faced with going their separate ways at the end of summer, Hermione knows this is her last chance to be more than friends.
But when Ron wants to date both her and Lavender, Hermione finds herself turning to an unlikely source of comfort, Ron's oldest and gruffest brother, Bill Weasley.
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21 Jun 2025
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Love, loved this! The chemistry between Bill and Hermione was EPIC. You feel the tension from the get-go. And butterflies galore!
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Is that what frustrated her the most? That all of her other peers seemed to be in the know of something big and not-very-secret. All of them had that knowledge. For once, Hermione Granger did not have the correct answer.
Hermione capped her quill, laying everything down to peer at the social experiment that would take up the next few months of her time. The parchment read:
The To-Do List
1. Snogging
2. Breast fondling
3. Dry Humping
4. Fingering
5. Handjob
6. Blowjob
7. Receive Oral Sex
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10 Nov 2024
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Hermione’s 8th year journey in self-discovery ❤️
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“That’s damn near impossible, even for me.” Blaise shook his head. “I think we’ve hit the bar. Is there anyone who would be more difficult to shag?”
His words were hanging in the air when Draco felt a magnificent plan spring fully formed into his mind. Could it work? He thought it could. A grin split his face and he said, “I know someone.”
“Who?” Theo demanded.
“Granger.”
“Oh fuck ME, I can’t believe we forgot her!” Theo was really slurring now. “She would never let any of us get within ten feet of her precious, pristine knickers. Not that I wouldn’t love to,” he leered. “But yeah. Impossible.”
“Impossible, you say?” Draco tilted his head to the side and regarded his extremely pissed friend. “Would you care to wager on that?”
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Hermione was sick of adventure. She'd had her fair share, and taking a seat at the desk in the back of the DLME was all she could have dreamed of -- until it wasn't.
One day Hermione is summoned to the bowels of the Ministry where she is met by the lead Unspeakable who has a rather odd situation that needs to be dealt with.
Draco Malfoy has just arrived from twenty years in the future and insists on speaking to his wife, Hermione Granger.
The only problem is that the Draco Malfoy she knows is still the snarky, button-pushing boy upstairs--and not the man in front of her now.
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15 Oct 2024
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Time Traveling Cheeky Draco visits Hermione, his future wife. 🥰