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    Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as "jumping the shark." Prerequisites for this course include Introduction to Friendship, Contemporary Best Friendship, The Politics of Emotional Baggage and Cohabitation 207. Students may wish to simultaneously enroll in our sister course, Introduction to Non-Traditional Romance, but said enrollment is optional.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    "In a world where we can kill a fucking clown from space, Eddie Kaspbrak doesn’t get to die from a stab wound."

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Jake needs new friends.

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    [“Don’t make me say it, Jake.”

    He looked at Javy across the table. “Say what?”

    Javy looked at their friends and there was an element of showmanship in the way he dragged in a breath. “You know,” he began slowly, “when we came back to Top Gun… Jake here was convinced Mav was gay.”

    Bradley choked on his beer as Natasha burst into a fresh peel of laughter and Bob lasted a mere moment longer.]

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Bradley decides to pick first. He figures this way, he has a better chance of picking someone he actually knows, like Nat or Payback. He shoves his hand into the hat, mixing the slips of paper around and then clinging to one at random. For some reason, his heartbeat feels erratic as he unfolds it, as if he’s scared of the outcome. When he reads the call sign on the paper, he realizes his heart may be on to something.

    Hangman, it reads, in Rooster’s own blocky script. 

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    Bradley gets Jake for secret Santa. Things spiral from there. 

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “So I guess we have to stick together, then,” Bradley says after a beat.

    Jake raises an eyebrow at him but doesn’t respond. It doesn’t matter; Bradley knows it’s a request to elaborate.

    “At all these events,” he clarifies. “It gets old being the only single person. It would be nice to have someone to turn to when they make everyone pair up.”

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    jake and bradley are the last single people in their friend group, and neither of them ever plan to settle down. it makes sense to stick together, right?

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