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for the world's more full of weeping than he can understand by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
24 Jul 2026
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“Call me Marco,” the man says blandly, after he finishes slaying the last wraith.
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“My lady,” Thimble says in a carrying voice, clear as a bell and bold as a warhorn, “I ask your permission to shelter at the Golden Orchard.”
“Thimble,” Lady Royce proclaims. Shocked whispers ripple out from the center of the camp. She lays a hand on the crown of Thimble’s head, a queen blessing one of her subjects. “You will always be welcome in your home.” -
nothing but a vast midnight by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
13 Jun 2026
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Maya’s voice does not shake. “My lady, you have my condolences for the loss of your husband.”
The forest path is silent, save for the rustling of the branches above. The few knights that were well enough to join Maya Davinos on her mission are too disciplined to shift uneasily, though they watch the Barrowguard accompanying Lady Royce with ill-disguised curiosity.
“Maya,” Aranessa says, not wavering but clearly wanting to. “Maya, I’m sorry.”
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won't tell anybody that you turn the world around by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines (Video Game)
25 May 2026
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Did you make it out of the fire? One of the whispers tap-tap-taps like a woodpecker on her skull. Are you sure? Maybe you’re a ghost. Check! Check now!
“The lady by the sea,” Ophelia manages, feeling the would-be stake burrow deeper into her body, the gentle hand of Death stroking her hair. Her fingers smear blood on the window of the taxi, shapes swirling in her mind.
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before we go any further, do you love me by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
15 Apr 2026
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“There,” Dream-Bolaire says fondly, as blood wells up and spills over the fabric of his shirt as if it’s always been there, waiting for Hal to see the stain. “Doesn’t that feel better?”
“No,” Hal denies, loud enough to wake himself up.
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home is where you sink your teeth by friendly_ficus
Fandom Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
29 Mar 2026
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☆ friendly_ficus tlovm oneshots ☆ by friendly_ficus
Fandom Critical Role (Web Series), The Legend of Vox Machina (Cartoon)
02 Sep 2025
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This series is just a spot where you can find my tlovm oneshots arranged in episode order! Season 1, all episodes complete! Season 2, all episodes complete! Season 3, in progress!
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put it all on the table and let it ride by friendly_ficus
Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
15 Apr 2025
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the home for my Leverage!FE3H AU
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The Yiling Patriarch is a living legend—a terrifying, ancient force of nature, dispensing punishment or reward with implacable, indifferent fairness.
Wei Wuxian, on the other hand, is a weird but oddly charming guy who wanders around the cultivation world making fun of people's art and mooching food from sect leaders.
It really upsets people to find out that they're the same person.
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Bookmarked by friendly_ficus
25 Jul 2026
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“Beauregard – you said she is outside?” Essek half-turns in the direction of the front door. “Should we invite her in?”
It feels like there is something stuck in his throat. “In a moment. She is, ah – giving us some space.”
Essek turns back to stare at him. Repeats quietly, dangerously, “Space.”
Caleb forces himself to swallow. “Yes.”
Essek’s attention is a palpable thing now, sharp like a knife’s edge against his cheek. “Explain.”
One moment makes all the difference during the battle at Blumenthal. In the aftermath, the Nein grapple with what comes next.
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16 Jul 2026
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A night out in Baldur's Gate ends in an unexpected place. Gale misspeaks; Shadowheart and Karlach have opinions about fish; nobody is thinking straight, but they are all thinking loud.
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- Part 3 of non-conventional munitions
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15 Jul 2026
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Mianmian almost thought she’d gotten away with it with her dignity completely intact, until she found herself on the floor of her small room in tears because she didn’t have any outer robes that weren’t yellow.
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Bookmarked by friendly_ficus
14 Jul 2026
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Alina Oretsev owns a bookshop in a neighborhood in Os Alta that is escaping gentrification by the skin of its teeth and the sweat of its most notorious occupants, the Dregs. There are plenty of reasons why the secret police might be interested in Mrs. Oretsev’s shop, and none of them (thank the Saints) have anything to do with the fact that she occasionally glows in the dark.
Bookmarked by friendly_ficus
10 Jul 2026