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  1. Summary

    my growing collection of pedro character fics & headcanons
    who i write/wrote for: din, javi p, jack, javi g, frankie, pero, max, maxwell, marcus m, marcus p, ezra, dieter, oberyn, joel

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    any & all of my lotr/hobbit fanfics will show up here! everything i post here can also be found on my tumblr by the same name

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    Unlike other races, hobbits don't have a language on their own. But in what language particularly they excel at, is the language of flowers. So, when recently returned rightful owner of Bag End starts planting his garden anew, the residents of Hobbiton notice the most particular and devastating thing…
    Bilbo Baggins is going mad with grief.

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    16 May 2026

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    “But not all honey is gold, do you know that?”
    (Dunk was a hedge knight from Flea Bottom. He did not know that. He’d listen to Lyonel talk about anything, though.)

    Two dancers continue to spin, long after the music had stopped in the Baratheon tent.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    "A few of us must be merciless, so that the rest can be merciful. The Shire is a peaceful place. And peace, well. Peace has its price."

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    16 Jan 2026

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    oh how i yearn to read more of this, but alas 😭 i’ll definitely entertain my own thoughts in how a dragon-plagued durin family reunion would play out for a while to come. but at least prim and drogo will never die in this universe

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    It is well known that there is nothing so cherished in the dwarven race as their children. However, as in all races there are exceptions.

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    Bilbo drops the Ring. He's glad to be rid of it. It had gotten so heavy lately, so unevenly were his pockets weighted that sometimes he would even stumble a bit, and Frodo would ask after his health, and Bilbo would shoo him outside and inspect the golden gleam of the Ring in solitude. He's so glad it's gone, really.
    No matter, he turns out the door of Bag End to begin the trek to Rivendell, eyes shut against the harsh light of the full moon.
    When he opens his eyes into the moonlight, Bag End is nowhere to be found. He turns and turns and turns and only finds forest ahead of him and the exit of a stony tunnel behind. He's out of breath, though he hadn't been running before. His pockets are unevenly weighted once again.

    The One Ring realizes that once it gets into Frodo and the Fellowship's hands, the power of friendship will certainly win out. So instead, it timeloops Bilbo Baggins. He cannot drop The Ring, give it away, or die without resetting the loop.

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    04 Oct 2025

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