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It turns out that, when various people begin asking Harry for legal and magical shelter, he has the power to marry them all as per an ancient Ministry law that says the conqueror of a Dark Lord can have multiple spouses. Harry knows the marriages are in name only, and it’s not like they require sex, just a magical oath. He thinks he’s doing very well at resisting temptation, not realizing what a temptation he is himself.
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- Part 13 of From Litha to Lammas 2020
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My Name in Your Mouth (Spit it Out) by sneezycoffin (prettyboyblues)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
10 Feb 2024
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“You’re a coward, you can’t say shit to people’s faces. You only talk behind their backs like a little bitch,” Eddie said, accentuating his words like the drama queen he was.
“And you’re a bastard, Munson. What, you get off on this or something?” Steve asked rudely.
“Oh yes,” Eddie grinned, getting closer, testing Steve. “I get off on this shit, I lie awake at night thinking about Steeeve Harrington calling me a filthy fag while I touch myself–”
Steve pushed him into the wall, so hard he hit his head.
“Maybe your minions find this funny, but they’re not here so drop the fucking act, got it? I’m not participating in your games, freak."
“You’re so full of yourself, you think everyone wants to fuck you all the time,” Eddie spat. They were close by Steve’s will now, backing Eddie into the wall, now he was finally taller even if it was a little more than an inch with his hair.
“Like you don’t,” Steve scoffed.
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Steve Harrington undergoes his character development from season one to four with the help of having freaky sex with Eddie Munson
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Eddie Diaz would like to say that the 118 needs a more involved HR department, or maybe he just needs friends who do less meddling
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"Eddie," Buck says seriously, once he's done hiccuping through his giggles, one stray hand resting on Eddie's knee, "I hate to break this to you, but you have a son. That can't be true."
"Exactly!" Hen's own drink sloshes dangerously towards the rim as she pointed it at Eddie. "If you couldn't have sex, then you wouldn't have a kid." She gasps. "Wait, you're from Texas! Maybe you don't know that!"
"It's a serious problem," Chimney confirms solemnly. "Poor little kids from Texas, all thinking that babies come from storks."
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The Accidental Verd'alor and His Jedi by BairnSidhe
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Jul 2021
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Jango Fett didn't mean to restart the Mandalorian Empire. He just kept accidentally acquiring planets after their leaders proved too corrupt to leave in place. Nobody told the Republic that (or if they did, they didn't believe it), so they decide to send a tribute to the Warlord.
Obi-Wan Kenobi, freshly knighted Jedi with a Padawan adopted in the heat of the moment, is chosen to sate the Warlord's desire for conquest. He's not happy about it, but when the senate sends him he must go. Fortunately, the unreasonably pretty warlord seems to mainly want him to do paperwork.
And Jango Fett might just save the Galaxy for his gorgeous new Jedi assistant and his adorable feral murder child.
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- Part 1 of Accidental Verd’alor
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“Just don’t expect me to walk you down the aisle,” Phillip laughed, looking around like he expected the rest to agree.
And when no one did, glancing at one another in shock, confusion, and hurt on his behalf... it’d been the last straw:
“I wouldn’t ask you to,” Buck said, as if discussing something as inconsequential as the weather, “I’d ask Bobby.”
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or Buck experiences the unconditional love of a parent for the first time in his life at a five year-old's birthday party.