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This is a fucking terrible idea, I thought, and because ART knows me way better than I like to admit, it replied to that (thoroughly unspoken) thought:
Many studies have indicated that exposure to equine species has a markedly positive effect on human health and wellness.
Didn’t ask was my snippy retort, and I added, They didn’t consider construct health and wellness in those reports.
The human part of you remains human no matter how much you disregard it, ART pointed out, and wow. Okay. Uncalled for.
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freedom bound by flapkack
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
19 Jan 2024
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Perfect beings had no gender. They were God’s image, the embodiment of the Truth. This was a belief of the alchemists and, therefore, a belief of the people of Xerxes. The desert society was built on the values of alchemy, and their most central value was that of equivalent exchange.
This is what Ling was taught in his culture lessons. Well, “taught” is a loose word— more like he learned it by reading the encyclopedia volumes that Fu gruffly tossed his way every day. As a prince of Xing, he had to know as much as he possibly could about the countries that he would be dealing with when he became emperor- presuming, of course, that the twelfth in line for the throne would (could) ever secure it.
Ling could. He had a plan.
Xerxes had alchemy. Alchemy had— according to those books- Philosopher’s Stones. Philosopher’s Stones gave eternal life. Ling’s ailing father, the emperor of Xing, wanted life, more desperately than anything. And Ling? He wanted the throne.
Ling needed a Philosopher’s Stone. So, Ling needed Xerxes.
Simple.
Of course, nothing ever turns out quite so simply, does it?
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we go together by flapkack, Maxolotl1312
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
25 Nov 2023
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“Noo-o shit,” Gideon drawled, forcing her face back into an amicable expression. She reached up and knocked her sunglasses back down from atop her hair to settle on the bridge of her nose.
“Long time no see, Nonagesimus.”
"Why are you wearing sunglasses indoors?" Harrow bit out.
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Gideon Nav and Harrowhark Nonagesimus were bitter childhood rivals. They were separated young, and no tears were shed by either. They moved on with their lives, but could not look back on their early years without painful memories haunting them. They remained figments of one another's past- that is, until they meet again as randomly assigned roommates.
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love you (like the sun came out) by flapkack for brazenfaced
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 Jan 2023
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“Camilla,” he breathed, and she knew it was serious.
“What was that, dear?” Juno Zeta’s voice wobbled through the phone’s speaker, tinny, and Palamedes’ eyes glinted.
She shrugged. He squinted. She nodded.
“I’m dating Cam,” he said, “and I’ll bring her home for Christmas.”
There was an air of resolute finality to it, a commitment to the bit that she could only dream of delivering so masterfully.
Vaguely, she regretted her lifetime penchant to agree with nearly everything that Palamedes Sextus proposed— (no) (phrasing)— came up with— typically without question nor second thought.
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piss off your parents (that's alright with me) by flapkack
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Sep 2019
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“Todoroki-kun, I’ve known Kacchan my whole life. He’s amazing, and he knows it. I’m sure he would do a great job at pissing off your dad. But I know that he’d definitely piss you off too.”
“Don’t care. I’ll deal.” Shouto said, clipped.
He forced his laptop open. Izuku’s scarred fingers slid off the surface.
Izuku pouted.
“Don’t say I didn’t warn you,” he whined.
“Yeah, yeah,” replied Shouto.
He started typing.
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an unfinished horny mess
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- Part 3 of flap's unfinished ficlets
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flap's unfinished ficlets by flapkack, orphan_account
Fandom SEVENTEEN (Band), Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Sep 2019
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This is a multifandom collection of warmups and ficlets that I do not plan on finishing. If I ever DO finish them, they will be deleted from this collection and reposted.
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twelve days of ficmas 2018 by flapkack
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Dec 2018
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They deal with fallout from Murderbot's accidental orgasm, and try to figure out what this might mean moving forward.
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- Part 13 of Trust Fall 'Verse
Bookmarked by flapkack
09 May 2026
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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08 May 2026
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“Grace!” Rocky says. “Look!”
I look. Then I gasp.
“Is Adrian!” Rocky says.
(or, what happens once Ryland Grace becomes the sole human inhabitant of Erid.)
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- Part 1 of Project Hail Mary
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23 Apr 2026
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i know most people do by some1_around
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Dec 2025
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“Do you want to fuck Svetlana?
Shane dropped his phone. “What? No. Are you fucking crazy?”
“I am not crazy,” Ilya said. “But I would like to be fucking. Maybe both of you. At once.”
“Too bad you only have one dick then,” Shane said, incredulous.
“My innocent sweet boy, Hollander. Never had a threesome before?”
“I could barely handle one girl at a time,” Shane confessed. “Much less two. Because, Rozanov, I am gay.”
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Ilya and Svetlana propose a threesome for old time's sake. Shane learns that sometimes, experimentation can be very, very rewarding. An exploration of identity and desire and, ultimately, being true to yourself.
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18 Apr 2026
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corner of the world by berrycluv
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Dec 2025
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Ilya doesn’t even realize when Arthur slips from his thoughts. There’s no sharp turn, no clear moment where the article stops being about a little boy who loves reptiles and starts being about the man lying beside him in bed. It just… happens. The way his mind always seems to find Shane eventually, like water finding its lowest point.
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a character study on shane’s undiagnosed autism
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Bookmarked by flapkack
12 Apr 2026