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    Shane sees one too many photos of Ilya with other women and decides if he has to suffer, Ilya does too.

    Enter: thirst traps, questionable decisions, and captions written for an audience of exactly one.

    Ilya absolutely does not handle it well.

     

    Or: Shane weaponizes Twitter, and Ilya falls for it every time.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Hollanov Watcher @Hollanov_Watcher
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/Brown_Eyed_Girl 👀
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    Hollanov Watcher @Hollanov_Watcher
    As always with these old Reddit posts, take with a pinch of salt. Could always have been edited, might have nothing to do with Hollanov. Food for thought, though. 🤷

    Alternatively: a Reddit post from ten years ago sparks the beginning of the long-awaited timeline reveal.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Hi Jane,

    Welcome to The VIP (Very Important Partners) Lounge [Link]. You have received an invitation to this group chat because you belong to a select group of people who have been given repeat access to Ilya Rozanov and his God-given ‘Talent’. 😉

    If you’re like our other members, you must love our Sexy Russian for more than just his body. We all know that Mr. “Russians don’t blush” is secretly a total sweetheart.

    This group was created to make sure that Ilya Rozanov is very well taken care of in and out of bed.

    If you choose to join, you must abide by some rules.

    Rule #1: Absolute Discretion. What is said in the group chat stays in the group chat. Not even Ilya can know about this group.

    Rule #2: No Jealousy allowed. Ilya Rozanov belongs to no one but himself until he says otherwise.

    Rule #3: Do not share any photos or videos taken with Ilya in private.

    We hope to see you soon at The VIP Lounge.

    ❤️Camila (Miami)

    Shane took two things from the message. 1) Whoever sent it had no idea that ‘Jane’ was in fact Shane Hollander and 2) He had somehow gotten himself invited to Ilya Rozanov’s harem.

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